Worst TV presenter ever!
Worst TV presenter ever!
Author
Discussion

FourWheelDrift

Original Poster:

92,275 posts

313 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Is it the sycophantic Patrick Kielty?
Either of the bumbling Dimbleby's?
Graham "erm.." Norton? Yes Graham you keep saying Erm every 3rd word because you have nothing of interest to ever say.

Well I think I've found one. I had the missfortune to be having lunch and switch on BBC1 and there she was. The most annoying presenter ever. Whiney voiced, cliche ridden, cackling laugh.......I think her name is Lorne Spicer and she's the worst I have ever seen.

Any other nominees?

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
June Sarpong and Vernon Kay. Gold and Silver medals respectively.

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
There's some (hunts for PC word here) Pigmentally Advanced woman who presents a few things, T4, some quiz show where couples had to vote on how fit their partner is... Various stuff that the g/f likes to watch.

She's the worst. I have to leave the room when she's on - the voice is annoying, what she says is annoying, the way she looks is annoying.

Edited to say: Yeah, June Sarpong as mentioned above, thats her!

>> Edited by jimothy on Thursday 23 June 13:34

Muncher

12,235 posts

278 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
John Barnes on that channel 5 football program, totally abysmal.

The Gman

2,508 posts

284 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Not a TV presenter, but I can't stand listening to Sara Cox on Radio 1.

Oh and Kelly Brook on CLI

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Ed Byrne of "Best Unseen Ads" on Sky Mix. Never in my life have i seen such a talentless "comedian" be given so much time on TV.

Oh, and Robert Kilroy Silk.


>> Edited by scorp on Thursday 23 June 13:44

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
The Gman said:

Oh and Kelly Brook on CLI


She might be a crap presenter, but she does make up for it being so easy on the eye!

liszt

4,337 posts

299 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
The annoying bint off GMTV

>> Edited by liszt on Thursday 23 June 13:43

WingChunDave

2,253 posts

261 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Patrick Kielty would be my first vote.

I was unfortunate enough to see some of Big Brother's Big Mouth. The guy who presents that is atrocious.

Another vote for June Sarpong.

t0ny99

1,249 posts

270 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
jimothy said:
There's some (hunts for PC word here) Pigmentally Advanced woman


The word you're looking for is "black", I think.

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all



As ever the wonderful Sniff Petrol sums things up!

Harry Flashman

21,786 posts

271 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
I had no idea that Sniff Petrol is by Richard Porter, the Evo columnist. Good work fella!

Twincam16

27,647 posts

287 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Jim Davidson.

He's not funny, he's just another brainless racist fkwit who thinks every situation responds to his fervent cheekiness. No different to Bernard Manning IMHO.

maxrider

2,481 posts

265 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
The Gman said:
Not a TV presenter, but I can't stand listening to Sara Cox on Radio 1.


definitely the most annoying ever, apart from her irritating slurring that passes for speech she seems incapable of mature adult humour and resorts to anecdotes about bodily functions and 'bum, tit, willy' type comments.

I usually bet with my g/f how long into her program it'll be before this starts and we switch off.... we rarely have to listen more than 10 minutes.

k50 del

9,728 posts

257 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
My vote would have to go to David Winstanley - the most annoying voice ever, AND he sings his own theme song - I'm sure that says something!!

bad_roo

5,196 posts

266 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Yep, second June Sarpong and Kelly Brook. Ainsley Harriott's "Rollin-Wit-De-Eyeballs-Spookin-Wit-Da-Whiteys" schtick is pretty lame as is Kate Humble's method of presenting which involves leaning head progressively further back and delivering piece to camera out of her nostrils. VB-H seems to be slowly morphing into a bizarre morphed facsimile of Barbara Windsor and Honor Blackman. Melanie Sykes' utterly humourless style is also hard to take.

Please, please, please don't ever give that cockney tt Maxwell from BB6 a presenting job.

Egbert Nobacon

2,835 posts

272 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
What about that annoying midget on Top Gear with Clarkson

Tuna

19,930 posts

313 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Channel Four's 'The Games' last year (not the most recent one) had two black 'comedians' who presented the after-show live interactive time-filler on E4 immediately after. They were mind bendingly bad, at least in that format - clueless, uninformed, overhyped and over excited.

speedy_thrills

7,926 posts

272 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
Another best of/worst of thread? These things breed fast!

chim_knee

12,689 posts

286 months

Thursday 23rd June 2005
quotequote all
bad_roo said:
"Rollin-Wit-De-Eyeballs-Spookin-Wit-Da-Whiteys"
Well and truly ...

[wipes tear from eye] am I allowed to laugh at that?...

ummm...

who cares.......




Oh and another vote for the who does Big Brothers Big Shout