Frontline of the war against terror...

[jimothy]

Saw a sign behind the till of the local co-op.

It turns out retailers are on the front line of the war against terror. This is because terrorists use stolen credit cards and chequebooks.

Are we to believe that the old bint behind the counter at the co-op is our only savoiur?

Help me Mavis - you're our only hope.

[Trooper2]

Do you really think that Mavis will do any worse than this goof?