Remakes or true stories that hollywood have.....
Remakes or true stories that hollywood have.....
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ProPlus

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3,810 posts

269 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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completely ruined and twisted in the quest for being moeny grabbing bastards!!

I'll start:

U571

Has a nice disclaimer at the end which give the brits the true credit, but only after showing the whole film and saying how the americans played a pinicle part in the operation of finding the machine and giving themselves most of the credit first.

fadeaway

1,463 posts

255 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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ProPlus said:

U571





One of, if not the, worst! It even happened before they'd joined the war for goodness sake!!

ProPlus

Original Poster:

3,810 posts

269 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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This one is gonna piss of a load of PHer's again, but the American remake of the frech original........ Taxi.

all wrong!!

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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I watched U571 well aware of the historical inaccuracies, but that didn't dilute my enjoyment of the film.

>> Edited by parrot of doom on Friday 24th June 14:39

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Saving Private Ryan.
The Patriot.
Brave Heart.
Pearl Harbour.

Im sure i could think up more, too humid though..

fadeaway

1,463 posts

255 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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parrot of doom said:
I watched U571 well aware of the historical inaccuracies, but that didn't dilute my enjoyment of the film.



Sorry but I'm a big fan of Mr Turing and Bletchley Park, so just couldn't bring myself to watch it - even if it was a good film! Glad you enjoyed it though parrot of doom, just sad that lots of people who watch it will take it as being the trust.

>> Edited by fadeaway on Friday 24th June 14:46

>> Edited by fadeaway on Friday 24th June 14:47

r988

7,495 posts

258 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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ProPlus said:
completely ruined and twisted in the quest for being moeny grabbing bastards!!

I'll start:

U571

Has a nice disclaimer at the end which give the brits the true credit, but only after showing the whole film and saying how the americans played a pinicle part in the operation of finding the machine and giving themselves most of the credit first.


The Americans and Hollywood in particular are notorius for doing things like that. After all they figure (rightly I guess) that Americans couldnt give a stuff about the world unless they are the ones seen to be rescuing it (or being heroes or whatever)

esselte

14,626 posts

296 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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The Italian Job?

Get Carter

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

262 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Day of the Jackal - The Jackal

fadeaway

1,463 posts

255 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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esselte said:
The Italian Job?


They meant that as a remake!

esselte

14,626 posts

296 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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fadeaway said:

esselte said:
The Italian Job?



They meant that as a remake!


Yes I know.Sad isn't it.

Bitter'n'twisted

595 posts

287 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Titanic.
U571.
Pearl Harbour.

Witchfinder

6,388 posts

281 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Braveheart. Oh, that film angers me.

JagLover

46,750 posts

264 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Witchfinder said:
Braveheart. Oh, that film angers me.


I cannot stand Braveheart.

Not only are many of its facts wrong it's depiction of mediaeval warfare is laughable.

Zod

35,295 posts

287 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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Yes, the Patriot and Braveheart seem to show that Mel Gibson really hates us. No matter, we can laugh at his stupid mullet perm in Lethal Weapon.

tinman0

18,231 posts

269 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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r988 said:

ProPlus said:
completely ruined and twisted in the quest for being moeny grabbing bastards!!

I'll start:

U571

Has a nice disclaimer at the end which give the brits the true credit, but only after showing the whole film and saying how the americans played a pinicle part in the operation of finding the machine and giving themselves most of the credit first.



The Americans and Hollywood in particular are notorius for doing things like that. After all they figure (rightly I guess) that Americans couldnt give a stuff about the world unless they are the ones seen to be rescuing it (or being heroes or whatever)


I tend to agree, but then, its not like we have our own film industry to sell our own stories in the first place.

someone berated the yanks for remaking Italian Job with the usual "how can you improve a great film?". but thats not the point. there is nothing wrong in retelling a story, and when its Yank money it'll have a Yank perspective.

there is nothing stopping us making these films in this country. but its easier all round to knock the people who do. which seems to a be generally limey thing nowadays.

cy88

2,808 posts

259 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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The Assassin (aka "Nikita" originally)

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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tinman0 said:

there is nothing stopping us making these films in this country. but its easier all round to knock the people who do. which seems to a be generally limey thing nowadays.


Well, when most Yanks got their historical knowledge from Hollywood, and then proceed to lambast us based on these lies, it's kind of annoying wouldn't you say ?

tinman0

18,231 posts

269 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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scorp said:

tinman0 said:

there is nothing stopping us making these films in this country. but its easier all round to knock the people who do. which seems to a be generally limey thing nowadays.



Well, when most Yanks got their historical knowledge from Hollywood, and then proceed to lambast us based on these lies, it's kind of annoying wouldn't you say ?


Its annoying, but theres nothing stopping us from making films that rip off Yank historical moments. Maybe there should be a modern based Comic Strip Presents where they actually do that?

scorp

8,783 posts

258 months

Friday 24th June 2005
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tinman0 said:


Its annoying, but theres nothing stopping us from making films that rip off Yank historical moments. Maybe there should be a modern based Comic Strip Presents where they actually do that?



Yes, but the thing is, us Brits would know it is done in parody. Maybe we should do something like that, depicting the Yanks to be baby burning imperialists and then start believing it as if its a documentary.

Oh, and by the way, Hollywood has a monopoly in English speaking movie production anyway, how can we compete with the 9 figure budgets some of their films have ? To make money, you'd need to appeal to Americans, and we all know how well they take being made fun of as a nation.


>> Edited by scorp on Friday 24th June 16:47