"OLD" IS WHEN.....
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"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make
love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A "sexy young thing" catches your eye and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to
take any fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
multi-storey car park.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... A "sexy young thing" catches your eye and your
pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting a little action" means you don't need to
take any fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
multi-storey car park.
"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.
jessica said:
u wait outside Sainsburys every morning for them to open to purchase your daily bottle of sherry
Very well observed.
When i worked there we had this horrible old woman would come in first thing every day, wore the same clothes all the time, and her coat had a darker semi circle from shoulde to shoulder across her back - grease! You darent get within 20 foot of her if you wanted to breath and she would buy a bottle of vodka and a 1.5 litre bottle of lambrusco.
Also regularly had people queueing to get in -especially on bank holidays/Sundays always found it rather sad, as if they were in that much of a hurry, why were they still wandering around with 4 items in their trolley an hour later? Nothing better to do obviously.
/rant coming on:
What shall we do today Doris? Oh, I know, lets go and be rude to some supermarket staff - they're obviously thick as s
scum because they work in a supermarket. 
What gives them the right to behave like that, just because they've survived a bitlonger than me.
After doing it for four years, I shall never, ever, complain about having to queue at a till, or about there being no smegging ginger nut biscuits in stock - and of course I was also personally responsible for the war in Iraq and third world debt
Still, I'm out now, and feeling much less stressed.
/rant off
>> Edited by chris1roll on Saturday 2nd July 22:30
You dont want to watch Live 8 coz you been there before and cant relive the moment.
Crap then crap now same old songs same old message nowt has changed .....wrong the Mad man from Gloom Drown Rats still is.
Will it make a difference to the plight of Africa?
Nope no way
BTW The WHO are playing now
Crap then crap now same old songs same old message nowt has changed .....wrong the Mad man from Gloom Drown Rats still is.
Will it make a difference to the plight of Africa?
Nope no way
BTW The WHO are playing now
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