Best Job In The World

[Shirley Temple]

I've landed myself the best job in the world, for one, if not the best company in its field, I've been doing it for a few weeks now, and can't believe my luck!!
I get to play with (demonstrate) some great gear (gas analysers, hand held diagnostics, scopes and Air con machines) all day long, and I'm paid for it :hehe::hehe:
I'm based from home, I live on my patch and I manage my own time, no boss breathing down my neck, bliss :cloud9:

[simpo two]

No, you're a Sales Consultant for the leading garage equipment supplier in the UK...

[Wacky Racer]

The best job in the world must be Petrol Ted's..

I mean, he sits on his all day long, locks the odd thread here and there, and coins it in.......

[theexcession]

Mrs Ex reckons the best job in the world for her would be as an International Food Taster and Critique, however in the excitement of such a prospect she just trashed an entire glass of white across my desk and now I have to go buy some more (she's on mopping duties).

Which got me thinkling, (and I meant the ell) I reckon I'd be quite happy as an international wine taster, especially if I 'appened to be following Mrs Ex around through all her restaurants - well except the Sea Food ones.

Right about now we'd like to take out Nicholas Parsons...

best
Ex

[simpo two]

Cruise Liner Tester has to be pretty high on the list

[speedtwelve]

"...take out Nicholas Parsons."

Escorts Bestscorts, come in if you're saucy!

ST

[kennyGti]

I'd like a job that involved driving fast cars around the fun roads of Western Scotland.