stupid roof

[parrot of doom]

Why does my roof mock me every time it rains? Its looking at my Chim and saying "you stupid idiot, I've not been touched for nearly 100 years and you buy a fast car? I'm going to pour water all over your back bedroom!"

God dammit. This house will be the end of me.

[smokeylizard]

Tell it a story every so often and encourage it by saying its such a good roof and is growing up to be big and strong.

[LuS1fer]

House roofs tend to mimic the owner's car's roof.

[groucho]

parrot of doom said:

Why does my roof mock me every time it rains? Its looking at my Chim and saying "you stupid idiot, I've not been touched for nearly 100 years and you buy a fast car? I'm going to pour water all over your back bedroom!" God dammit. This house will be the end of me.

Get your hand in your pocket and get it done.

>> Edited by groucho on Tuesday 5th July 17:02

[up-the-dubs]

When we had an extension done a few years ago we put a room above an already built flat roof extension. The twits pulled up the flat roof before completing the new roof. In November. Que, heaviest rain in 24hours in the past 20 years.

Woke up with 3-4 inches in places

[groucho]

They left it like that overnight?

[up-the-dubs]

Oh no..... of course not. They put a tarp over the frame for the night. It blew out to sea. Was quite a sight!

[groucho]

Sorry, I'm not laughing at you misfortune, it's just the vision of it in my head.

[mybrainhurts]

groucho said:

Get your hand in your pocket and get it done.

He'll go blind.....he'll go blind........

[groucho]

Can you type in bigger letters please.

[vixpy1]

groucho said:

Can you type in bigger letters please.

WHAT?

[mybrainhurts]

groucho said:

Can you type in bigger letters please.

In bigger letters please.

[vixpy1]

mybrainhurts said:

groucho said: Can you type in bigger letters please. In bigger letters please.

Bloody awfull ... and yet

[mybrainhurts]

Leave me alone, I'm confused.....

[vixpy1]

Let me guess, your barin hurts?

[nervous]

where did you get a barin at this hour? all our barin shops are closed.

[vixpy1]

It came free with my Camel

[mybrainhurts]

vixpy1 said:

Let me guess, your barin hurts?

Leave my barin out of this.....

[groucho]

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