I want to live in sweden now!
I want to live in sweden now!
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vrooom

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3,763 posts

296 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS!


By MARK MILLER

ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world, Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts!

In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried 332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear. Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look up.

"I was fully aroused for the next three weeks," gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24.

The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. "It was even more exciting than I'd imagined," reveals Christina Schollin, 32. "I chose to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home from now on."

Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. "It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things.

"When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are, to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all made us in His image."


taken from http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61694

MKGriff

719 posts

310 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Now picture Elsie the tea lady pushing her trolley overhead, with the same attitude to underwear.

Still want to live there?

Incorrigible

13,668 posts

290 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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MKGriff said:
Now picture Elsie the tea lady pushing her trolley overhead, with the same attitude to underwear.

Still want to live there?
Possibly, even more

pzero64

2,147 posts

270 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Has she got an iced bun?

chim_knee

12,689 posts

286 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Incorrigible said:

MKGriff said:
Now picture Elsie the tea lady pushing her trolley overhead, with the same attitude to underwear.

Still want to live there?

Possibly, even more

kerfuffle

5,253 posts

283 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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I may never get my kilt through Swedish customs again

slikk

2,135 posts

272 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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pzero64 said:
Has she got an iced bun?


Ohhhhh pleeeease.. .. ..

mutt k

3,964 posts

267 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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My m-in-l lives in Sweden Not even glass floors would tempt me to live there

r988

7,495 posts

258 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Incorrigible said:

MKGriff said:
Now picture Elsie the tea lady pushing her trolley overhead, with the same attitude to underwear.

Still want to live there?

Possibly, even more


depends what Elsie the tea lady looks like I should think...

pzero64

2,147 posts

270 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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slikk said:

Ohhhhh pleeeease.. .. ..

Could have been worse, I originally typed ‘has she got a chocolate éclair?’ then decided against it.

TurboNelly

601 posts

268 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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anonymous said:
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You mean installing glass floors may remove the glass ceiling? You may have a point there...

wolves_wanderer

12,955 posts

266 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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anonymous said:
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The glass ceiling is so you can look down their shirts

kerfuffle

5,253 posts

283 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Does this mean I no longer have to wear mirrored shoes?

slikk

2,135 posts

272 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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pzero64 said:

slikk said:

Ohhhhh pleeeease.. .. ..


Could have been worse, I originally typed ‘has she got a chocolate éclair?’ then decided against it.


Incorrigible

13,668 posts

290 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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[Comic book guy]

Funniest thread ever

[/Comic book guy]

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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From the same news site.....

Massive Government cover up - MOON DOOMED

Right, then.....

BliarOut

72,863 posts

268 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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If Heinekin made floors

kerfuffle

5,253 posts

283 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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Sheer lunarcy

chim_knee

12,689 posts

286 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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anonymous said:
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[Coleman]And what a return to form by the youngster. Quite remarkable[/Coleman]



>> Edited by chim_knee on Monday 11th July 16:50

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Monday 11th July 2005
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anonymous said:
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Don't be daft...this be serious stuff.

If the moon goes out, they'll nick me car.....