Oh feck it- I have just inherited a guinea-alarm!!

[gh0st]

It would seem that the humble guinea pig is not so stupid after all.

The little git has learned that I buy my salad stuff pre-prepared in bags so when I get them out the freezer they make a distinct plastic rustling noise.

Now I cant even walk through the living room with a packet of crisps without the little buggers weeping loud enough to wake the dead ;)


WEEEEP WEEP WEEP :rolleyes: :hehe:

[alexkp]

gh0st said:

It would seem that the humble guinea pig is not so stupid after all. The little git has learned that I buy my salad stuff pre-prepared in bags so when I get them out the freezer they make a distinct plastic rustling noise. Now I cant even walk through the living room with a packet of crisps without the little buggers weeping loud enough to wake the dead WEEEEP WEEP WEEP

Where do you keep them? In the house?

[chim girl]

gh0st said:

salad stuff pre-prepared in bags so when I get them out the freezer

Salad in the freezer, or the pigs?

[smele]

Make sure the pigs get some lager to go with the crisps.

[Balmoral Green]

gh0st said:

WEEEEP WEEP WEEP

www.beanmakers.com/pignoises/squeak3.wav

[Little Red]

My dog is like this with any kind of plastic that rustles. He automatically assumes it's a biccie or some sort of treat and begins drooling.

[hustlebabe]

Guinea pigs allowed on the Atkins diet...?

[Balmoral Green]

hustlebabe said:

Guinea pigs allowed on the Atkins diet...?

Dont see why not, most meats are.

[hustlebabe]

Complete with heads and tails.....? Then prob ok

[Balmoral Green]

An entire hog roast in a single bun

[hustlebabe]

Balmoral Green said:

An entire hog roast in a single bun

Real feasting...

Atkins diet....methinks, starting now.

With guinea pigs for starters

[Rude-boy]

Hustlebabe

[hustlebabe]

Hiya, Rude-boy

Good weekend..?

>> Edited by hustlebabe on Tuesday 12th July 21:33

[rooster]

gh0st said:

the little buggers weeping loud enough to wake the dead WEEEEP WEEP WEEP

perhaps you can get your own back on the chavs next door

[Rude-boy]

hustlebabe said:

Hiya, Rude-boy Good weekend..?

Not so bad thanks, how's the work going? Been a little slow today here and couldn't be arsed to do much more than surf

[hustlebabe]

Get your arse in gear Rude-boy or we will be calling you Laze-boy

Today, paid out fecking shed loads of dosh for new heating system and that was only the deposit to make sure the guy is on site on Monday

[Rude-boy]

Not good having to pay out shed loads when you're on a trainee wage

Yep, got to get working but go no go for that. To busy looking at the car to buy when I've sold the house and can be young, free and single again as opposed to just young and single

Times like these when I really could do with MSN (sorry Ted)

[hustlebabe]

Guaranteed you will gets loads of help on your next choice of naughty motor on this site

[Rude-boy]

That's a given.

All I need now is advice on what type of naughty woman I should go for

go to go

[hustlebabe]

Phew..advice...on your next naughty female....from me...??

I'm only a trainee