The 'Sorry, but you look a bit daft if' thread.
The 'Sorry, but you look a bit daft if' thread.
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Bomber Denton

Original Poster:

8,762 posts

297 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Sorry, but you just look a little bit silly if.....

1) You wear a Bluetooth headset! You might think it's cool but everyone who sports one looks a plum!

2) Wear your summer sandals with socks! What's that about?

3) You wear Burberry, nuff said!

4) Wear sunglasses in clubs, we know you are letching - as well as bumping into things!

5) You drive an Omega, Range Rover or Mondeo and put your 'hi-vis' jacket on the parcel shelf to make you look like a copper. (We know you work on a building site!:hehe:)


....any more?

anhamgrimmar

1,025 posts

260 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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you look ginger?

lady topaz

3,855 posts

283 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Yeah, you drive a beautiful sports car but cover it in fake bullet holes, shark front, and "look at me" stickers on the side as per profile. Dont be so quick to judge

wizzpig

2,039 posts

257 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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anhamgrimmar said:
you look ginger?



Though I guess wearing a burberry cap is preferable to looking ginger

>> Edited by wizzpig on Tuesday 12th July 20:20

Bomber Denton

Original Poster:

8,762 posts

297 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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lady topaz said:
Yeah, you drive a beautiful sports car but cover it in fake bullet holes, shark front, and "look at me" stickers on the side as per profile. Dont be so quick to judge


I knew that would be coming!

lady topaz

3,855 posts

283 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Bomber Denton said:

lady topaz said:
Yeah, you drive a beautiful sports car but cover it in fake bullet holes, shark front, and "look at me" stickers on the side as per profile. Dont be so quick to judge



I knew that would be coming!


I've got a bluetooth

Bomber Denton

Original Poster:

8,762 posts

297 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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lady topaz said:

Bomber Denton said:


lady topaz said:
Yeah, you drive a beautiful sports car but cover it in fake bullet holes, shark front, and "look at me" stickers on the side as per profile. Dont be so quick to judge




I knew that would be coming!



I've got a bluetooth


Aah bless, sorry Di!

It's all in jest hun!

shirepro

11,838 posts

264 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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You sit outside the cafe in Sloane Square with your sunnies on at 8.30pm on a cold, wet February night.

You wear sunnies on the tube.

Cyberhuss

1,940 posts

275 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Wearing caps in clubs

Wearing ski pants in the summer

You wear a tshirt that has terrorist printed across it

You think camouflage will hide you

Your sign in name gives certain people the impression that your female


I'm sure there's a couple more

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

278 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Bomber Denton said:

2) Wear your summer sandals with socks! What's that about?


You know summer has arrived with a vengeance when you're subjected to regular sightings of this particularly dubious footwear combination!

yertis

19,711 posts

295 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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lady topaz said:
Yeah, you drive a beautiful sports car but cover it in fake bullet holes, shark front, and "look at me" stickers on the side as per profile. Dont be so quick to judge


Don't spoil his fantasies

a2z

1,080 posts

255 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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I drive a mondeo and have a high vis jacket! Hang it over the seat and it is the "insiders" parking permit at the railway station!

Bomber Denton

Original Poster:

8,762 posts

297 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Bollocks, bollox, bollox!

I met Los Angeles for a beer in L.A. last September and due to the severe California heat I gained blisters on my feet - so, I wore smallish socks with my trainers just so I could continue driving and he picked up on it when we went for a meal!!!
At the time, as all the gaudy Amurikans wear much worse than me and that I would be safe seeing that none of you would have seen me I thought it would be O.K.

How was I to know this would snap me on the arse!

IwishIhadn'tstartedthisthread!

bor

5,146 posts

284 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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1.If you proudly wear your cardkey on a lanyard around your neck thinking you look cool.
2.If you proudly wear your cardkey clipped to the breast pocket on your suit thinking it makes you look important.
3.If you proudly wear your cardkey clipped to your belt thinking it makes you look like Horatio off CSI Miami.

BOR (who had a meeting today where the suits live)

>> Edited by bor on Tuesday 12th July 21:05

cosmoschick

7,977 posts

278 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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LA

los angeles said:
I recall this particular pitiful sartorial malfunction afflicted a certain other ... Denton.




www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=122072&f=13&h=0&hw=

Bomber Denton

Original Poster:

8,762 posts

297 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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I'm completely knackered here - no return!

2 Smokin Barrels

32,007 posts

264 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Bomber Denton said:
Sorry, but you just look a little bit silly if.....



You mysteriously change your first name?

Bomber Denton

Original Poster:

8,762 posts

297 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:

Bomber Denton said:
Sorry, but you just look a little bit silly if.....




You mysteriously change your first name?

Undercover mate, undercover!

2 Smokin Barrels

32,007 posts

264 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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Bomber Denton said:

2 Smokin Barrels said:


Bomber Denton said:
Sorry, but you just look a little bit silly if.....





You mysteriously change your first name?


Undercover mate, undercover!


That'd be Duvet Denton

rooster

2,241 posts

266 months

Tuesday 12th July 2005
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2 Smokin Barrels said:

Bomber Denton said:


2 Smokin Barrels said:



Bomber Denton said:
Sorry, but you just look a little bit silly if.....






You mysteriously change your first name?



Undercover mate, undercover!



That'd be Duvet Denton


Hi 2SB hear you had a good meet tonight, did you fly home?