PIE has been on tour...what's new?!

[Lois]

Been away for just over a week so wondering if there's any shocking news I should know about!!

If missing the birth of my nephew the day I flew out is anything to go by I bet there's loads I've missed!!!

[BliarOut]

Ted Heath's dead

[planetdave]

Posting drivel/letching has been banned.

So it's good news for you.

Maybe.

[Lois]

Well thats not for the 1st time!!

[Chim_Knee]

PH's grumpy again! : punches air apathetically :

No more light-heartedness, just a chance to moan at how shit the entire world is. How unjust the world is and just why white-middle-class-thirty-somethings have it the hardest. Oh and advice on napkins.

anyone else find it funny/ironic that moany people had to moan about the fact that there was not enough moaning?



>> Edited by Chim_Knee on Tuesday 19th July 12:09

[Little Red]

Chim_Knee said:

PH's grumpy again! unches air apathetically: No more light-heartedness, just a chance to moan at how shit the entire world is. How unjust the world is and just why white-middle-class-thirty-somethings have it the hardest. Oh and advice on napkins. anyone else find it funny/ironic that moany people had to moan about the fact that there was not enough moaning?

Hello 'Lois' Good Hol?

[JagLover]

Chim_Knee said:

PH's grumpy again! unches air apathetically: No more light-heartedness, just a chance to moan at how shit the entire world is. How unjust the world is and just why white-middle-class-thirty-somethings have it the hardest. Oh and advice on napkins.

Too right

It's about time we all had a good rant.

[vixpy1 on tour]

I'm on tour at the moment

[Lois]

Little Red said:

Hello 'Lois' Good Hol?

Hi!
It was absolutely brilliant! Did everything from foam parties to crazy speed boat trips with a little bit of Greek dancing thrown in!!

[Lois]

Oh and not sure if this is safe on the "NEW P+P" so delete if it's not appropriate, but I learnt a new cheesy song which is soooooo funny!!!

I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi, Yogi,
I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear.
Yogi Yogi bear!! Yogi Yogi bear!!
I know a bear that you wont know, Yogi Yogi bear.

Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie, Suzie,
Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear
Suzie Suzie bear!! Suzie Suzie bear!!
Yogi's got a girlfriend bear, Suzie Suzie bear.

Suzie she likes whips and chains, kinky, kinky,
Suzie she likes whips and chains, she's kinky bear.
shes's kinky bear!! she's kinky bear!!
Suzie likes whips and chains, she's kinky bear.

Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, grizley, grizley,
Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she's a grizley bear.
She's a grizley bear!! She's a grizley bear!!
Suzie shaves her pubic hairs, she's a grizley bear.

Yogi's knob is green and long, cue cum, cue cum,
Yogi's knob is green and long, he's a cucumbear.
He's a cucumbear!! He's a cucumbear!!
Yogi's knob is green and long, he's a cucumbear.

Suzie put it in her mouth, GOBLIN!! GOBLIN!!
Suzie put it in her mouth, she's a goblin bear.
She's a goblin bear!! She's a goblin bear!!
Suzie put it in her mouth, she's a goblin bear!!

Yogi's got a cheesey knob, camin, camin
Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear.
He's a camin bear!! He's a camin bear!!
Yogi's got a cheesey knob, he's a camin bear.

Boo Boo turnes up with his friends, gang bang, gang bang,
Boo Boo turns up with his friends, he's a gang bang bear.
He's a gang bang bear!! He's a gang bang bear!!
Boo Boo turns up with his friends, he's a gang bang bear.

Whose that bear right over there? Big tits, blonde hair,
Whose that bear right over there? Big tits and blonde hair.
It must be Dani bear!! It must be Dani bear!!
Cause she's got big tits and blonde hair, it must be Dani bear.


Now I'm here all on my own.....lonely.....lonely,
Now I'm here all on my own.....I'm a lonely bear.
What can I do all on my own?? Lonely....Lonely,
what can I do all on my own?? I'm a w*nker bear!!
I'm a w*nker bear!! I'm a w*nker bear!!
Everytime I'm on my own...I'M A WANKER BEAR!!
I'm a w*nker bear!! I'm a w*nker bear!!
Everytime I'm on my own....I'm a w*nker bear!!

[lil]

THAT, my dear is WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATE. I am going to request a padlock for this thread.

DAMMIT!!

[Little Red]

lil said:

THAT, my dear is WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATE. I am going to request a padlock for this thread. DAMMIT!!

[Don]

Blimey, Lois, that old chestnut?

In my day Yogi's girlfriend was called Wendy and apparently she took it up the nose, nasal, nasal.


Dear oh dear oh dear...

[lil]

Little Red said:

lil said: THAT, my dear is WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATE. I am going to request a padlock for this thread. DAMMIT!!

Yes. Be afraid. Be veerrrrrry afraid

Heheeeeee.

[Chim_Knee]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

There's an MP3 about of it... if you don't find it, I'll get hold of it for you (my nephew has it! )

[dj111s]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I have a country and western version of that on a tape somewhere.

Top hole what?!

[Lois]

haha ace! I was going to see if I could find an MP3 of it!

[TurboNelly]

Quite right, stop that it's silly.

Hi Lois, good to have you back

[dj111s]

Any one know the one that starts "I've got a dog who's name is Frank?"

Another Viz style belter......

maybe we should have a whole new thread for top songs.....

Lois!!! Sort it aaat!

[Lois]

dj111s said:

Lois!!! Sort it aaat!

I'm an angel I promise!!!