Farting in Bed

[titiany]

Do you do it?
Are you ALLOWED to do it?
Do any ladies out there do it?

[nuclearsquash]

yes i do, yes i am allowd, my Mrs does it even louder than me!

[Einion Yrth]

titiany said:

Do you do it?

Of course.

titiany said:

Are you ALLOWED to do it?

Mrs. Yrth isn't too keen, but we try not to fall out over it.

titiany said:

Do any ladies out there do it?

It's not especially common, but not unknown by any means.

Do you?

[philthy]

nuclearsquash said:

yes i do, yes i am allowd, my Mrs does it even louder than me!

^

What he said !!!!

Phil

[WingChunDave]

If I can get away with it

And no I most certainly am not allowed!

Belching is frowned upon as well no matter how much beer has been consumed

[BliarOut]

Oh yes, I'm famous for it. Ms BliarOut just laughs and says better out than in....

She burps far more than I do

[jacobyte]

When I wake up after a night of heavy drinking, I simply can't resist the urge to produce a nice, long baritone parp and then pull the duvet over Mrs Byte's head.

[maxf]

I only get told off when I cup and waft.

[titiany]

Einion Yrth said:

Do you?

Ladies don't know how to fart.


Although I can burp like a man.

[WingChunDave]

titiany said:

Einion Yrth said: Do you? Ladies don't know how to fart. Although I can burp like a man.

I find that strangely erotic

[mrs_knee]

maxf said:

I only get told off when I cup and waft.

[Vitesse39]

I do.
I get a right bollocking for it (if Mrs Vitesse catches me).
I even get a bollocking if I raise the covers and fart out the side of the bed.

We both belch, Mrs Vitesse is better than me, her excuse is that she does it so she can say the 'Pardon me for being so rude...' thing to our 8 month daughter, (even when daughter is upstairs in bed )

[AlexH]

Aaaaahhhh the joys of a Dutch oven!

[titiany]

maxf said:

I only get told off when I cup and waft.

Cup????

cup with what?

[grumpy rob]

BliarOut said:

Oh yes, She burps far more than I do

[simpo two]

Strongly advise you lift side of duvet, project bottom and exhaust gases to safety.

[WingChunDave]

simpo two said:

Strongly advise you lift side of duvet, project bottom and exhaust gases to safety.

If she catches a whiff I'm dead. It's best to hope the duvet muffles it and stiffles any potential stench.

[puggit]

After a night's drinking I have sometimes woken myself up by farting in my sleep

[miniandy]

Women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up enough pressure!

[titiany]

miniandy said:

Women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up enough pressure!