an inspiring story
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This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a
group of building workers.
It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people
and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building.
One day Willie and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a
house on the empty plot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more
or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves. At the end of the first
week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p
coins.
The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they
take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings
account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the
little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact
she had a 'pay packet'. "You must have worked very hard to earn all this"
said the bank cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men
building a big house." "My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you
be working on the house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said,
"I think so. Provided those c*nts at Jewson deliver the f**king bricks."
group of building workers.
It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people
and that there is hope for the human race.
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building.
One day Willie and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a
house on the empty plot.
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
activity going on next door and started talking with the workers.
She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more
or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot.
They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch
breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel
important.
They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves. At the end of the first
week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p
coins.
The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they
take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings
account.
When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the
little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact
she had a 'pay packet'. "You must have worked very hard to earn all this"
said the bank cashier.
The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men
building a big house." "My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you
be working on the house again this week, as well?"
The little girl thought for a moment and said,
"I think so. Provided those c*nts at Jewson deliver the f**king bricks."
Oh I don't know, it's almost worthy of it's own thread 
And in the same vein:
And in the same vein:
Another cute kid joke said:
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he
reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his
eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such
innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He
noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mummy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took
her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having any of that gay sh*t in our garden"
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