I'm selling my Sawn-in-Half Phone

[simpo two]

Hate to see it go but...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6417686862&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1

[glocko]

I'm top bidder Simpo, any chance of a Buy It Now for ten bob??

>> Edited by glocko on Friday 22 July 21:46

[simpo two]

Aha, so you're happy hamster! You were fast, I had to add my giftwrap offer as an extra!

10 bob - 50p - not yet :-)

(Sorry, hedgehog)

I don't suppose you want to be sawn in half?

>> Edited by simpo two on Friday 22 July 21:57

[up-the-dubs]

Brilliant

[mybrainhurts]

Sawn-off phone....

Can I rob banks with it....?

[simpo two]

mybrainhurts said:

Can I rob banks with it....?

As long as you don't need to phone for a getaway car, yes.
Could you all put your questions via eBay so I can add them to the listing?

[scared but happy]

I would put in a bid but I can see it is NOT dual band.

[simpo two]

scared but happy said:

I would put in a bid but I can see it is NOT dual band.

Oh yes it is: one band in the top, the other in the bottom. However I'm not able to confirm this.

[mybrainhurts]

simpo two said:

mybrainhurts said: Can I rob banks with it....? As long as you don't need to phone for a getaway car, yes. Could you all put your questions via eBay so I can add them to the listing?

dun dat....

[xm5er]

" Q: Hello, Will winning this item entitle me to half price calls?

A: All calls are FREE! However to ensure good reception it's best to get within 50m of your subject and shout. "


Quality.

[BliarOut]

Fake dust indeed..... I wanted the original blue stuff

[up-the-dubs]

Simpo two, What did you buy off friendoftheearth on Ebay that she got in such a snot about?

[glocko]

up-the-dubs said:

Simpo two, What did you buy off friendoftheearth on Ebay that she got in such a snot about?

**FLASH** SIMPO TWO in bulk buy of Mung Bean Salad shock!!!**FLASH**


>> Edited by glocko on Saturday 23 July 08:20

[simpo two]

up-the-dubs said:

Simpo two, What did you buy off friendoftheearth on Ebay that she got in such a snot about?

A new but dysfunctional corkscrew. I will be lodging a claim for defamation as most of what she said was made up. When I first said 'this doesn't seem to work' her reply was effectively 'you can't expect it to work as it was so cheap'.

[simpo two]

BTW do I hear 2p?

[mybrainhurts]

simpo two said:

BTW do I hear 2p?

No, you go 2p.....

[speedy_thrills]

simpo two said:

Hate to see it go but...

I see this is a work of art representing our disposable electronics culture in society today and the way that anything outdated is no longer of any value…or it might be a broken mobile phone, I’m just not sure.

[speedy_thrills]

simpo two said:

BTW do I hear 2p?

Would you accept 1p and a ½ penny if some one cut it in half?

[D Fender]

simpo two said:

scared but happy said: I would put in a bid but I can see it is NOT dual band. Oh yes it is: one band in the top, the other in the bottom. However I'm not able to confirm this.

You need to add a piccy with it held together with three laggy-bands.













Making it a tri-band phone

[simpo two]

D Fender said:

Making it a tri-band phone

Very good!