"Porn Star" names...

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Dibble

Original Poster:

13,124 posts

255 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Ok, you all know the score - first pet's name, then mother's maiden name.

The alternative is first pet's name, then street name.

So I'm either Chip Clegg, or Chip Paradise!

Balmoral Green

42,335 posts

263 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Henrietta Easthorpe

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

270 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Thought you were dib, dib, dib....?

chris1roll

1,785 posts

259 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Bugsy Lee

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

270 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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god, it's annoying when Bastidmoral Green beats you by a millisecond....

Balmoral Green

42,335 posts

263 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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mybrainhurts said:
god, it's annoying when Bastidmoral Green beats you by a millisecond....
Do keep up at the back, and yes, I am the illegitimate son of a coal miners daughter.

AllTorque

2,646 posts

284 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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hurriedly scribles down everyones mother's maiden names for "future reference"....

Gaffer

7,156 posts

292 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Solomon DeBank Don Carlos Mitchinson
Solomon DeBank Don Carlos Northen Grove

Dosent quite work....

Claire

planetdave

9,921 posts

268 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Ernie Hartley

or

Ernie Stamford




I alway knew I'd be crap at porn.

No 'tache' you see.

Dibble

Original Poster:

13,124 posts

255 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Gaffer said:
Solomon DeBank Don Carlos Mitchinson
Solomon DeBank Don Carlos Northen Grove

Dosent quite work....

Claire


Oh, I don't know...

sounds like an expert "swordsman"

What the hell was your first pet?!

Balmoral Green

42,335 posts

263 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Gaffer said:
Solomon DeBank Don Carlos
That's one hell of a handle for a hamster

silverback mike

11,292 posts

268 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Cat Butcher or Cat Long.

oc7

364 posts

252 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Sutton Green or Sutton Lane.

sounds cool.

PatHeald

8,058 posts

271 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Korky Pimblett.

No one is likely to pay money to watch someone with that name in a shag fest...

Mrs Fish

30,018 posts

273 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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I'm not putting my mothers maiden name on the worldwide web


First name would be Amber though

love machine

7,609 posts

250 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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You muppets have probably given access to half your hotmail/etc accounts secret passwords. Good Effort

Balmoral Green

42,335 posts

263 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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Not really, on all the accounts where I had to supply mothers maiden name, I lied anyway, it struck me as being a stupid security risk to answer honestly, almost as daft as real name and address. And Easthorpe is the street name above too.

PatHeald

8,058 posts

271 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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love machine said:
You muppets have probably given access to half your hotmail/etc accounts secret passwords. Good Effort
I did contemplate this, but I am pleased to report that my secret password is derived from the numberplates of cars that my parents used to own.

No one is ever going to guess that my secret password is MRB534D are they?

anhamgrimmar

1,024 posts

246 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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nosey canning....or noesy butcher.

hmmmmm. now which ones which tho?

Gaffer

7,156 posts

292 months

Tuesday 26th July 2005
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He was a pedigree long haired white persian cat.

Next one was a honey coloured persian called Lucky. It got nicked.



Claire