Dr. John Greshon
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Dr. John Greshon, a scientist from Durham University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Greshon outside and kicked the crap out of him. Spokesman Mr Dexta said “ It's important to protect all things traditional from the unwarranted attentions of boffins who are unaware of the sensitive balance of nature and the impact of those who spend their lives looking out for and enjoying these natural phenomenom"
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Greshon outside and kicked the crap out of him. Spokesman Mr Dexta said “ It's important to protect all things traditional from the unwarranted attentions of boffins who are unaware of the sensitive balance of nature and the impact of those who spend their lives looking out for and enjoying these natural phenomenom"
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