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Someone just told me this and it made me laugh, so I thought I'd share it.
passenger on an aeroplane sitting on the tarmac notices a man with a dog get on the plane and stand in the isle. 'What you doing with the dog' he says. The man explains he is a new undercover expert and the dog is a trained sniffer dog. Watch this says the man as the dog runs up the isle. The dog stops suddenly at a seated passenger runs back barks once and wags his tail once.
Thats code for that passengers got cocaine on him. 'Thats amazing' said the passenger. The dog runs up the isle again and again stops at a different passenger. Runs back barks twice and wags his tail twice. 'That womans got heroine on her person said the man'.
Once more the dog runs up the isle. Stops, runs back sits down beside his handler and does a poo on the floor.
'What does that mean said the passenger'. 'Oh he's just detected a man carrying a bomb'
passenger on an aeroplane sitting on the tarmac notices a man with a dog get on the plane and stand in the isle. 'What you doing with the dog' he says. The man explains he is a new undercover expert and the dog is a trained sniffer dog. Watch this says the man as the dog runs up the isle. The dog stops suddenly at a seated passenger runs back barks once and wags his tail once.
Thats code for that passengers got cocaine on him. 'Thats amazing' said the passenger. The dog runs up the isle again and again stops at a different passenger. Runs back barks twice and wags his tail twice. 'That womans got heroine on her person said the man'.
Once more the dog runs up the isle. Stops, runs back sits down beside his handler and does a poo on the floor.
'What does that mean said the passenger'. 'Oh he's just detected a man carrying a bomb'
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