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Don't do it! You will live with the thought for the rest of your life that you had to pay for it. Besides, women are easy enough that you shouldn't have to pay (though they may not have as many tricks!).
Haven't done it myself for the above reason, so cannot really help you in your quest for information. To be honest, I am not sure how many people would admit to it on here anyway.
Haven't done it myself for the above reason, so cannot really help you in your quest for information. To be honest, I am not sure how many people would admit to it on here anyway.
Strangely enough i was once approached by one whilst replying to an SMS in Halfords car park in Stockton On Tees..
She knocked on the window so i wound it down, rather naively thinking it was some random slapper wanting a light for a ciggie or the time of day etc...
"Are you looking for business luv" ? Asked the aforementioned tart...
"I'm f*****g sure i'm not, now p*** off and bother someone else" i responded.
I watched in the mirror as she went off and accosted some other poor sod loading an MFI flat-pack into his car. She got the same response there too.
She knocked on the window so i wound it down, rather naively thinking it was some random slapper wanting a light for a ciggie or the time of day etc...
"Are you looking for business luv" ? Asked the aforementioned tart...
"I'm f*****g sure i'm not, now p*** off and bother someone else" i responded.
I watched in the mirror as she went off and accosted some other poor sod loading an MFI flat-pack into his car. She got the same response there too.
monkeyhanger said:
Strangely enough i was once approached by one whilst replying to an SMS in Halfords car park in Stockton On Tees..
She knocked on the window so i wound it down, rather naively thinking it was some random slapper wanting a light for a ciggie or the time of day etc...
"Are you looking for business luv" ? Asked the aforementioned tart...
"I'm f*****g sure i'm not, now p*** off and bother someone else" i responded.
I watched in the mirror as she went off and accosted some other poor sod loading an MFI flat-pack into his car. She got the same response there too.
OI thats my Girls haunt....If I catch up with you .....
BB
monkeyhanger said:
Strangely enough i was once approached by one.
A daily occurance for me when I lived on Whitworth Street (West, I think) in Manchester. I had to walk down from the main square (Picadilly Gardens, I think) and one would ask me nearly every day.... they would even pinch my arse whilst I was walking past on the phone to my girlfriend!!
It was funny to watch them out of the window of an evening though! They had their little turf wars for the best "pitch", and you become very good at spotting the guys that are going to approach them.
The sad thing is that they were all clearly drunk or on something before they even started each day... not a good life.
Ballistic Banana said:
Strangely enough i was once approached by one whilst replying to an SMS in Halfords car park in Stockton On Tees..
She knocked on the window so i wound it down, rather naively thinking it was some random slapper wanting a light for a ciggie or the time of day etc...
"Are you looking for business luv" ? Asked the aforementioned tart...
"I'm f*****g sure i'm not, now p*** off and bother someone else" i responded.
I watched in the mirror as she went off and accosted some other poor sod loading an MFI flat-pack into his car. She got the same response there too.
OI thats my Girls haunt....If I catch up with you .....
BB
Name the time & place. I'll be happy to present you with the bill for cleaning her grot-infested hand marks off my car window
A pal of mine was once working on a ship that had a regular run to Amsterdam, if his shifts fell right he used to jump on the ships bike and wobble into town (5ish miles) and avail himself of the local hospitality, then wobble back before the ship sailed...
At least he did until one day someone nicked his bike!
He couldn't get a cab for love nor money and had to flag down a police car and persuade the nishe polishemen to take him back to the docks.
We passed each other in the North Sea the next day and I (and probably a few other earwiggers) was rolled up as he told me all about it over the VHF.
Frankly, If you really want to copulate with someone and you can't find a partner via the conventional route, or if you're particularly ugly, then from the buyers perspective I really don't see the problem with it.
The moral bigger picture is another discussion altogether.
At least he did until one day someone nicked his bike!
He couldn't get a cab for love nor money and had to flag down a police car and persuade the nishe polishemen to take him back to the docks.
We passed each other in the North Sea the next day and I (and probably a few other earwiggers) was rolled up as he told me all about it over the VHF.
Frankly, If you really want to copulate with someone and you can't find a partner via the conventional route, or if you're particularly ugly, then from the buyers perspective I really don't see the problem with it.
The moral bigger picture is another discussion altogether.
DJFish said:
At least he did until one day someone nicked his bike!
that was probally Nervous! Anyway yeah there was lots of hookers in Amsterdam tapping windows some of them where stunning some of them where minging.. i can't remember how much they charged tho not that anything happened!
(can't vouch for the others)
Something funny, done when bored.. (i know its a bit mean) in norwich is driving up to them on the street in the tuscan.. slowed down so they came over to the car then floored it.. there faces.. oh.. they actually thought..
Interesting, I thought this thread would be avoided to be honest but it was early hours when I posted it.
I was just curious as a few of the lads went with them in Bucharest, Romania and they were -Stunning- and $50 for 2 hours. Every one of them a very pretty girl and the boys loved it.
It doesn't surprise me, though as I saw more gorgeous girls (not all Hookers of course) in the general population than I have ever seen. They were EVERYWHERE.
Even the driver nearly pranged the minibus twice from rubber necking the chicks!!
Amazing really.
I was just curious as a few of the lads went with them in Bucharest, Romania and they were -Stunning- and $50 for 2 hours. Every one of them a very pretty girl and the boys loved it.
It doesn't surprise me, though as I saw more gorgeous girls (not all Hookers of course) in the general population than I have ever seen. They were EVERYWHERE.
Even the driver nearly pranged the minibus twice from rubber necking the chicks!!
Amazing really.
A totally objective person might draw parallels with buying a prospective partner dinner/drinks all night, a wife erm, swallowing her pride for a new outfit, that sort of thing.
At the end of the day, we all do things for money, frankly the thought of spending the last 12 hours lying on my back for the same reward rather than sitting in an office(unlikely unless you're into gorillas with bad eyesight) is quite attractive at the moment!
Night all!
Dave
At the end of the day, we all do things for money, frankly the thought of spending the last 12 hours lying on my back for the same reward rather than sitting in an office(unlikely unless you're into gorillas with bad eyesight) is quite attractive at the moment!
Night all!
Dave
cross-eyed-twit said:
Interesting, I thought this thread would be avoided to be honest but it was early hours when I posted it.
I was just curious as a few of the lads went with them in Bucharest, Romania and they were -Stunning- and $50 for 2 hours. Every one of them a very pretty girl and the boys loved it.
It doesn't surprise me, though as I saw more gorgeous girls (not all Hookers of course) in the general population than I have ever seen. They were EVERYWHERE.
Even the driver nearly pranged the minibus twice from rubber necking the chicks!!
Amazing really.
Does anyone know if the budget airlines fly to Bucharest?
Cyberhuss said:
At least he did until one day someone nicked his bike!
Something funny, done when bored.. (i know its a bit mean) in norwich is driving up to them on the street in the tuscan.. slowed down so they came over to the car then floored it.. there faces.. oh.. they actually thought..
spent 1 evening in Amsterdamn last week. I had a look around teh Red light area(you have to don't you)
I have to say most of the women were swamp pigs but there were a handfull of stunning looking women. I would imagine a couple of them could have a carrer as models.
I really must be getting old because I came away from there with the feeling it was just really sad and yes demeaning.
I think standing at the side of a road or a massage palour is less tacky. But parading in a window so groups of Pissshed up scots can walk past and take the pish and laugh is not a good life.
No I have never paid for it yet. But I am ugly as sin so I may need to in future
I have to say most of the women were swamp pigs but there were a handfull of stunning looking women. I would imagine a couple of them could have a carrer as models.
I really must be getting old because I came away from there with the feeling it was just really sad and yes demeaning.
I think standing at the side of a road or a massage palour is less tacky. But parading in a window so groups of Pissshed up scots can walk past and take the pish and laugh is not a good life.
No I have never paid for it yet. But I am ugly as sin so I may need to in future
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