Clarkson in CBB

[plug]

Davina Macall suggested on Top Gear that JC should be in the next Big Brother. So I was thinking who would you put in with him to make the show intresting?

[bmgm3]

Didn't he punch Piers Morgan a while back ? He'd have to go in if so .

[Mikey G]

Monbiot

[slinky]

I think Jay Kay might be interesting in there, Bill Bailey would be a fun one as well...

slinky

[mybrainhurts]

Mikey G said:

Monbiot

Don't worry.....

A doctor will put you right.....

[zooooom]

Well there would have to be a Lesbian an Enviromentalist a Cyclist and Tony Blair as there his favourite people.
Purhaps Boris Johnson to wined up and take the piss out of for starters.

>> Edited by zooooom on Sunday 31st July 21:21

[simpo two]

Jonathan Porridge, sorry, Porrit. I'd like to see him getting beaten up.

[nonegreen]

gotta be JC, Mombiot, Chris rea, Chris Evans, Micheal Palin, Stirling Moss and ........... Mike Tyson.

JC and Moss holds em down, Evans and Rea wind em up and Iron Mike does the world a load of good 2 of the slime taken out in 1 popular tv prog.

[tvrbob]

Come on mods, only one BB thread allowed on PH.

[vetteheadracer]

The only "celebs" on CBB are all ex-has beens with no prospect of earning much dosh for the next month which is why they go for it, can't see JC falling into that class.

[scoobywrx]

i would put him in with richard hammond

[havoc]

Alistair Darling...put him and Clarkson in the same room, wall them up, add-in assorted blunt weapons...and stand well back!!!


(Apologies to D Adams for shameless plagiarism of "Brockian Ultra-cricket" concept)

[CupraR]

Steve Hounsham the lentalist communications manager of Transport 2000.

[havoc]

I'll see your Steve Hounsham and raise you a Paul Smith!!!

[CupraR]

havoc said:

I'll see your Steve Hounsham and raise you a Paul Smith!!!

To try and improve Clarksons choice of shirts?

[havoc]

What a fantastic idea for CBB...let's put them all in:-

- that annoying woman from Brake
- the lentilist off Car Nation
- Darling
- Clarkson
- Paul Smith
- Steve Hounsham
- a representative from the RHA...preferably a big sweaty trucker (apologies for stereotypes...but sometimes they add humour)

...does anyone want to continue the list?!?

[BliarOut]

I think we should throw Dick Bumsucker in the mix