hyperthetical question
Discussion
if we were aloud to what
punishment would you like to see for certain crimes
eg people who think its fun to slash tyres
- coat tyres in the stuff (anyone remenber the name of the stuff) that is absorbed through the skin and causes sicknes etc then put them in tyres and roll them down a big hill into sewerage farm.
punishment would you like to see for certain crimes
eg people who think its fun to slash tyres
- coat tyres in the stuff (anyone remenber the name of the stuff) that is absorbed through the skin and causes sicknes etc then put them in tyres and roll them down a big hill into sewerage farm.
An eye for an eye
Rapists who have been convicted of two or more offences on different dates? Castration with a rusty hammer followed by 5 years locked up 23 hours a day with Big Barry the 13” Bummer.
Stick a knife in a tyre? Get a knife stuck in your spare tyre.
All of the more ‘serious’ penalties should only be reserved for repeat offenders. That way it gives some a chance to see the error of their ways and will minimise the chances of, say a murderer, being hung when they hadn’t done anything.
Please note none of this has been thought through. Flaming / Refinements welcomed.
Rapists who have been convicted of two or more offences on different dates? Castration with a rusty hammer followed by 5 years locked up 23 hours a day with Big Barry the 13” Bummer.
Stick a knife in a tyre? Get a knife stuck in your spare tyre.
All of the more ‘serious’ penalties should only be reserved for repeat offenders. That way it gives some a chance to see the error of their ways and will minimise the chances of, say a murderer, being hung when they hadn’t done anything.
Please note none of this has been thought through. Flaming / Refinements welcomed.
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