Worlds Worst Writing 2005 awards

[Mr E]

The winner is somehow apt;

[quote] As he stared at her ample bosom, he daydreamed of the dual Stromberg carburetors in his vintage Triumph Spitfire, highly functional yet pleasingly formed, perched prominently on top of the intake manifold, aching for experienced hands, the small knurled caps of the oil dampeners begging to be inspected and adjusted as described in chapter seven of the shop manual.[/quote]

http://www2.sjsu.edu/depts/english/2005.htm

[dj111s]

Properly laffing my head off.

Genius.

[r988]

Hmmm the other way round for me, dreaming of ample bosom while playing with carburettors...

[GetCarter]

Pure class:

India, which hangs like a wet washcloth from the towel rack of Asia, presented itself to Tex as he landed in Delhi (or was it Bombay?), as if it mattered because Tex finally had an idea to make his mark and fortune and that idea was a chain of steak houses to serve the millions and he wondered, as he deplaned down the steep, shiny, steel steps, why no one had thought of it before.

(I wonder? Ed.)

[JagLover]

Ok admit it, which PHeader wrote this book.

[r988]

JagLover said:

Ok admit it, which PHeader wrote this book.

Someone with a fetish for Triumph Spitfires, that should narrow it down, just post a thread saying how crap they are and they will appear out of the woodwork.

[Mr E]

I'm pretty sure Derestrictor could have a gallant effort at winning this title "for Blighty".