AArrghh need more vests

[raf dug]

After all the micky taking I get on here for wearing vests, I have come to pack for Benidorm tonight and I only have 9 vests DOH! nine into 14 does not go it's a good job i'm taking the washing machine with me (wife).Bye for now back in a fortnight Dougie.:wavey::D.

[DennisTheMenace]

have a good hoilday doug

[Lois]

Hope you enjoy it as much as I did...oh and don't forget to keep the kids away from the strippers!

P.S also avoid all the drug dealers and weird people selling roses!

>> Edited by Lois on Monday 8th August 15:00

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Yep 12 nights out of 14 I will be going out with the wife and kids and being a good little boy The other 2 nights I will be going out on my own to the places you told me to avoid with kids.
Thanks again for all your help, I owe you a big hug next time we meet Dougie..

[minimax]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

sticky vicky

[raf dug]

DennisTheMenace said:

have a good hoilday doug

Thanks mate, probably see you at BTAP again.

[raf dug]

minimax said:

anonymous said: [redacted] sticky vicky

No no no shes in her 70's now mate and shes still stripping, I will be steering clear of any woman that can pull a christmas tree out of her lovebox fully lit(apparantly she hides batterys there before hand,) according to my mates that have been going to see her show for 30 years her daughter works with her and shes in her 40's. Tom i'm an 18-25 man myself I might be 41 but it's like dawn says I act like an 18 yearold and I will continue to do so as long as i can get away with it..(see you at BTAP mate.

[raf dug]

minimax said:

anonymous said: [redacted] sticky vicky

oh btw Tom, Dawn says hi, she think's your lovely and warren and liz and Emma and liana and pete and tracey in fact she never has a bad word to say about anyone and she thinks SHE'S THE LUCKY ONE how cool is that

[BliarOut]

Turn 'em inside out as well, you should get eighteen days comfortably

[raf dug]

BliarOut said:

Turn 'em inside out as well, you should get eighteen days comfortably

It's 105 degrees(old money) out there at the moment I'll probably be able to get away without vests most days, if there's nobody eating.
Doh i've forgot my man utd shirt and i'm up in 7 hours, quick re-pack I think.

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

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er how can I say this politely, ah yes my Wife has an even more impressive chest than me so it might be a bit loose.Oh and i'm a hairyard bloke.

>> Edited by raf dug on Monday 8th August 17:07

[Lois]

raf dug said:

Oh and i'm a hairyard bloke.

He didn't say you had to wear the bottoms aswell...but whatever floats your boat I suppose!

[chim_knee]

anonymous said:

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But do remember to "tuck yourself in"... but no bending over if you do!

>> Edited by chim_knee on Monday 8th August 17:44

[raf dug]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I meant that figuratively speaking ie; in my world hairy arsed bloke = opposite of err "mincer" for want of a better word
Also I have never seen myself from behind, I have been told I have a hairy upper back I will have to take the mrs's word for it
On the other hand you young lady have seen me from behind in the pool/sauna at BTAP.So you tell me have I got an hairy arse or did my speedo's cover all of it.
(apolgy's to anyone thats eating).

[jessica]

Don't forget the suntan Dug,and not the one that makes yer go brown instantaneously.......

[raf dug]

jessica said:

Don't forget the suntan Dug,and not the one that makes yer go brown instantaneously.......

They are having record temps out there at the moment I will probably be peeling by tomorrow lunchtime.(when I left you lot at Cadwell I thought I would be "hard" by driving back to Stafford with no roof or shirt on) "huge mistake" I had to stop in Nottingham to put the roof/climate control on,I could smell burning it was me(ouch).You have never seen anything so red in your life.
Once i've peeled I usually go very brown and I'm thinking of dying my hair blonde when i'm over there and telling people that the sun did it.It's a number 4 now so I should look like a cross between eminem and yoda.

[raf dug]

BliarOut said:

Turn 'em inside out as well, you should get eighteen days comfortably

Right i'm off to bed if I don't go now there will be no point
Try not to get your Big brother thread Moderated/deleted while i'm away I will probably need it to find out who won.(The mrs and kids like karaoke) even if I do manage to find a pub thats showing it I won't be able to hear it.
I should have a raffle on how many times Dawn sings "your so Vain" at me.It was 14 on our honeymoon 14 years ago.I can't see it being more than 12 this time as i am having a couple of nights out on my own
Goodnight all see you in a fortnight.

[BliarOut]

Have a good one.... Don't forget to book your BTaP tickets

[raf dug]

BliarOut said:

Have a good one.... Don't forget to book your BTaP tickets

Ah good point, they go on sale on the 22nd(the last day of my holiday) so I will be buying them out there just incase they all go on the first day.

[raf dug]

Right that's it then i'm off in an hour.
Tom or warren or iain or emma, if any of you read this can you drop me and dawn a text(usual rate)((free)) on the 21st to remind me to get btap tickets the next dayI should get away with the "rule brittania" ringtone in benidorm it's full of brits anyway see you all soon i'm just as excited as the kidsDougie.

Btw mrs raf dug has just come back with a book for me to read on the plane, "The world according to Clarkson" good girl.

>> Edited by raf dug on Tuesday 9th August 01:18