Who'd win........
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Sonic Nonsense

Original Poster:

283 posts

254 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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..... a war between Australia and Canada?

MKGriff

719 posts

310 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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It'd be a draw!

iaint

10,040 posts

267 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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The bit of Canada around Quebec would probably surrender...

LuS1fer

43,512 posts

274 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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Neither have anything the other wants. Neither could attack the other as they're too far away and the mounted police horses can't swim that far. Am I right in saying no-one has ever invaded Australia because no-one wants it?

PS Just kidding...or am I...

>> Edited by LuS1fer on Thursday 11th August 10:44

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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Sonic Nonsense said:
..... a war between Australia and Canada?


Now whats this all abooot?

CupraR

676 posts

258 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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Crocodile Dundee vs Avril Lavigne

anonymous-user

83 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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iaint said:
The bit of Canada around Quebec would probably surrender...




We shouldnt laugh but...............

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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CupraR said:
Crocodile Dundee vs Avril Lavigne


Rather it was me vs Avril Lavigne in a game of naked twister...

jimothy

5,151 posts

266 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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CupraR said:
Crocodile Dundee vs Avril Lavigne


Rather it was me vs Avril Lavigne in a game of naked twister...

Hughesie2

12,790 posts

311 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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Another interesting/useless waste of Teds new bandwidth then

r988

7,495 posts

258 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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might be a bit difficult to launch a suprise invasion from either side.

Both rely on the US for protection so I guess it would just end up as another US civil war

anyway for comparison

Canada (cold and miserable frozen country noone sane would want to invade)
Total Military Force
Active: 52,300
Reserves: 36,900
www.fas.org/main/content.jsp?formAction=297&contentId=186

Air force has about 120 odd CF/A 18s and a few hawk trainers


Australia (hot and dry desert country noone sanewould want to invade)
Total Military Force
Active: 53,650
Reserves: 20,300
www.fas.org/main/content.jsp?formAction=297&contentId=194

Air Force has about 70 odd F/A-18s about 30 F-111s (only about half are operational at any one time though) and some hawk trainers.

mad man

203 posts

285 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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Whoever attacked would lose. Neither side has sufficient naval or air power to move a large enough force for a succesful invasion of the home nation.

Man for man they'd be out numbered (lack of transports both air & sea based). Aircraft to aircraft they'd be out numbered (lack of land bases in range & no naval air power to speak of) & would be lucky to get significant numbers of men on the ground as the defending air force in company with the defending navy would tear the heart out of the attacking force before they got a single soldier landed.

timmy30

9,325 posts

256 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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Ah but remember Austrlia has a powerful ally in USA and Canada has a powerful ally in France. Given that the two larger allys don't like each other very much and are both nuclear powers I can see the potential for an interesting conflict.

Australia v. Canada.... spirals into USA vs. European Union. Now that's more like it.

LuS1fer

43,512 posts

274 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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You're also forgetting that Australia has massively more trained land forces, namely Skippy, and a highly trained naval operation - Flipper.

Cnada only has that mountie, his dog and a Buick Riviera to fight such a war using bottles of Canada Dry ginger ale as missiles.

off_again

13,917 posts

263 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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Hey, I am not an Australian, but there are a lot of reasons to invade it! Not only is it BIG, but its also quite a nice place - but thats not the main reason - it has some of the biggest ore deposits in the world as well as being one of the (if not THE biggest) exporter of uranium..... they have some top stuff just under that desert and its worth a fortune.....

Plenty of good reasons to invade if you ask me!

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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timmy30 said:
Ah but remember Austrlia has a powerful ally in USA and Canada has a powerful ally in France. Given that the two larger allys don't like each other very much and are both nuclear powers I can see the potential for an interesting conflict.

Australia v. Canada.... spirals into USA vs. European Union. Now that's more like it.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH & HAHA

GingerNinja

3,989 posts

287 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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LuS1fer said:
You're also forgetting that Australia has massively more trained land forces, namely Skippy, and a highly trained naval operation - Flipper.

Cnada only has that mountie, his dog and a Buick Riviera to fight such a war using bottles of Canada Dry ginger ale as missiles.


Surely you're not forgetting Canadas legions of highly trained attack Moose? (or is it Meese?).

AlexH

2,505 posts

313 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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mad man said:
Whoever attacked would lose. Neither side has sufficient naval or air power to move a large enough force for a succesful invasion of the home nation.



Maybe they could find a neutral country to hold it in?

Anyway, the Australians would win because they're good at sport. War does count as a sport doesn't it?

jimbeaux

33,791 posts

260 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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GingerNinja said:

LuS1fer said:
You're also forgetting that Australia has massively more trained land forces, namely Skippy, and a highly trained naval operation - Flipper.

Cnada only has that mountie, his dog and a Buick Riviera to fight such a war using bottles of Canada Dry ginger ale as missiles.



Surely you're not forgetting Canadas legions of highly trained attack Moose? (or is it Meese?).


Do moose have knuckles, much as camels have toes

simpo two

92,757 posts

294 months

Thursday 11th August 2005
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timmy30 said:
Australia v. Canada.... spirals into USA vs. European Union. Now that's more like it.

Time to head west then! The EU couldn't organise their arse with both hands, let alone a war.