I can barely contain myself...

[granville]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4157016.stm

Joy, rapture or a spiritual state of divine grace?

Mere words and expressions, only hinting at the earth shattering majesty of this story.

I'm so glad that the BBC have uncovered this critical revelation: the whims and foibles of this cultural originator are of course, vital snippets of a mindset worthy of celestial greatness and it is only proper that we should accord this Emissary of The Gods the adulation so richly deserving.

Diddy du Nord.

[dick dastardly]

Diddy said:

Nobody knew what to call me

I can think of a few things mate

[Rude-boy]

I’m thinking that he should have just gone for one word, six letters starting with a “W” and ending in “anker”

[Einion Yrth]

So far up his own 4r5e he resembles a klein bottle.

[MKGriff]

Your just taking the P

[neil.b]

derestrictor said:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/4157016.stm Joy, rapture or a spiritual state of divine grace? Mere words and expressions, only hinting at the earth shattering majesty of this story. I'm so glad that the BBC have uncovered this critical revelation: the whims and foibles of this cultural originator are of course, vital snippets of a mindset worthy of celestial greatness and it is only proper that we should accord this Emissary of The Gods the adulation so richly deserving. Diddy du Nord.

[dazren]

If I ever meet the fool I'll have no concerns over what to call him. I'll call him Sean, that's his name FFS.

Bloody ridiculous that the BBC should be wasting bandwidth reporting this egomaniacal nonsense.

DAZ

[JagLover]

Why doesn't everyone just chill out a little.

There is a substantial proportion of the population who are complete morons and who are fascinated by whatever name Diddy is calling himself this week as well as the antics of the cretins on Big Brother. Leave them to it, it is opium for the masses.

[chris watton]

JagLover said:

Why doesn't everyone just chill out a little. There is a substantial proportion of the population who are complete morons and who are fascinated by whatever name Diddy is calling himself this week as well as the antics of the cretins on Big Brother. Leave them to it, it is opium for the masses.

jade Goody being a classic example, a millionairess now!!! For doing what???

[GregE240]

Who?

[chris watton]

GregE240 said:

Who?

:haha:

[catso]

GregE240 said:

Who?

The 'artist' formerly known as a tw@t

[FunkyGibbon]

Puffing Diddy P said:

He added: "One word. Five letters... Prick."

[neil.b]

My god, I've just seen the story about Madonna falling of a horse. First P Rick (or whatever his name now is) and now this? Is the world coming to an end!?

[MKGriff]

when he gets older, should we call him Biddy ?

[cotty]

Diddy said:

Nobody knew what to call me

Whats wrong with Sean, works for Mr Connery

[MilnerR]

JagLover said:

it is opium for the masses.

I think you'll opium is the opium of the masses.

[tiga84]

chris watton said:

JagLover said: Why doesn't everyone just chill out a little. There is a substantial proportion of the population who are complete morons and who are fascinated by whatever name Diddy is calling himself this week as well as the antics of the cretins on Big Brother. Leave them to it, it is opium for the masses. jade Goody being a classic example, a millionairess now!!! For doing what???

Please don't get me started.

What really annoys me is that she sat on her fat arse for 13 weeks, then gets to be friggin millionaire. If I sat on my arse for 13 weeks and did nothing, I'd be bankrupt.

Her biggest accolade. 4th place. The world has gone mad. Not even a podium.

[volvos70t5]

dick dastardly said:

Diddy said: Nobody knew what to call me I can think of a few things mate

Me too.

Shucking, rucking.......[insert Roy Kinear luagh here]