What would you buy...

[squeaky]

Here's hoping the collective can help - What would you buy for a person (male) that you hardly know, for a mid-30's birthday, bearing in mind that he doesn't drink or smoke? :confused:

[jimothy]

If you hardly know them, then why buy them anything?

[groucho]

A 18 - 30 holiday to make up for lost time.

[Tank Slapper]

A subscription to Razzle?

Seriously, who is he - Why are you buying presents for people you hardly know? It would make a difference to what I bought.

[Hughesie2]

A mirrored disco ball for the toilet...

[cotty]

A DVD

[andy mac]

One of those toilet seats that has monsters arms in it, and when you lift it up they reach out and scare the bejesus out of unsuspecting in-laws!!

[timmy30]

An inflatable canoe. My brother sells them and most of his customers are mid thirities big kids who want to go canoeing in fair weather only, and don't want to wreck their shiny car with a roof rack.

[Munter]

timmy30 said:

An inflatable canoe. My brother sells them and most of his customers are mid thirities big kids who want to go canoeing in fair weather only, and don't want to wreck their shiny car with a roof rack.

I bet they all drive freelanders as well....

Buy him a Hat and a dildo. If he doesn't like the hat he can go play with himself.

[r988]

Stupid novelty gift

[agent006]

jimothy said:

If you hardly know them, then why buy them anything?

seconded.

no, i'm serious

[vixpy1]

r988 said:

Stupid novelty gift

WHoct?

[mybrainhurts]

squeaky said:

bearing in mind that he doesn't drink or smoke?

A night out with a Jehovas Witness.........

[ZR1cliff]

A blow up sheep

[mcflurry]

A book or mag subscription..

[jasandjules]

Goto Iwantoneofthose.com and take your pick.

[UKbob]

The... Juicer Chair...?



surely someone out there wants one