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vixpy1

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42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 18th August 2005
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Despite me notifying the DVLA twice in writing that i have the correct tax disc on my car, they have sent me a letter this morning from the courts asking for payment or my defence,

I've rung the office and its obviously my fault.. :rolleyes:

Can i invoice them for the time i've wasted on this?

Ta,

Charlie

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Thursday 18th August 2005
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People like you should be chained and jailed.....

mutt k

3,964 posts

268 months

Thursday 18th August 2005
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You can try, but the following comes to mind:

I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.

I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
when I see an elephant fly.

I seen a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that, I only heard
But just to be sociable I'll take your word

I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see an elephant fly.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

274 months

Thursday 18th August 2005
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I'd sue for defamation of character while you're at it.

edited to fix my gran'ma

>> Edited by Einion Yrth on Thursday 18th August 12:41

Nuggs

4,640 posts

264 months

Thursday 18th August 2005
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anonymous said:
[redacted]

Do you still offer a free pizza with every case you win?

Lionel Hutz: Wow! Mrs Simpson, we won. Here's your pizza.
Marge: Oh Mr Hutz, you don't need to give me a pizza because we won.
Hutz: It's okay, the box is empty.



vixpy1

Original Poster:

42,699 posts

294 months

Thursday 18th August 2005
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lol.. as i thought.. cheers guys ..

Why do they put the Welsh in charge of anything?

jimx19

32 posts

263 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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I've got EXACTLY the same problem as you with the DVLA! Its unbelieveable how they can eff up so much... I've been meaning to get round to writing to them with a photocopy of my tax disc etc. but never got round to it. Until the other night, I got tugged by the BiB the other night in my Integrale, and they spent ages peering at my tax disc as they were convinced it was a fake as they obviously must have checked the DVLA record when stopping me which flagged me up as having no tax even though I AM taxed! Would it be possible to do the DVLA for flouting the Data Protection Act - i.e bandying about malicious and untrue information about myself?!

>> Edited by jimx19 on Friday 19th August 00:45

hiasakite

2,552 posts

277 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Dude..hope you get this sorted..

...sounds like an admin cock up (at your expense)///

vixpy1

Original Poster:

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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I almost totally lost it with the dappy cow on the phone this morning..

look, I have a tax disc on my car

yes

Its valid

ok

so, stop sending me Fking letters

ah, but our computer says its not taxed

but it is!

ok, but we've only got your word for it

but i sent a letter

we did'nt get it

if i give you the tax disc number can't you just check it

no, you need to send a letter



I did send a letter

but we did'nt get it

probably becuase it got lost in your internal mail

That does'nt happen Sir

really?

Your not welsh are you,

No sir, i'm in Peterborough

how can i sort this out,

you need to reply to the court papers Sir

what about this court papers,

oh, you need to reply to that

I know.. argggghhh

Can i bill you for my time?

No,

arrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



>> Edited by vixpy1 on Friday 19th August 00:46

vixpy1

Original Poster:

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Gazboy said:
Send letter, with photo.


oh god, don't you start!

wedg1e

27,038 posts

295 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Gazboy said:
Send letter, with photo.


NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Not THE vixpy photo....

Kinky

39,944 posts

299 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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If they have no record of your tax disc .... and lets say you paid cash at the post office for it ..... what proof have you got that its real?

It's "obviously" a fake disc then.

Guilty until proved innocent?

K

vixpy1

Original Poster:

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Kinky said:
If they have no record of your tax disc .... and lets say you paid cash at the post office for it ..... what proof have you got that its real?



Well, each disc has a serial number, and somewhere there must be a record of what disc has been issued to what car...

or is that too much to assume?

Kinky

39,944 posts

299 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Chas - you assume correctly.

However - there seems to be a black hole somewhere.

Perhaps one of the PO workers is involved in your scam too? Don't grass him up, otherwise you'll never be able to bend over in the showers.

vixpy1

Original Poster:

42,699 posts

294 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Kinky said:


However - there seems to be a black hole somewhere.



Yea.. Wales!

Kinky

39,944 posts

299 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Got it in one.

If it's any consolation .....

I sold the Alfa back at the end of March.

Never got the DVLA letter to confirm change of ownership, so I phoned them a few weeks ago to enquire why not.

The reason they told me was that there was a query about the V5.

I asked if they had tried to contact us, so that we could help and answer the query ..... to which they replied "no".

So, we've been 'liable' for this car since March.

Fortunately I had a colour copy of the V5 which we sent them, along with a ton of other paperwork, so sent that all off too ....

K

hiasakite

2,552 posts

277 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Lol...

I need to re-register my license and V5's for my new address soon..

....I do this with some trepidation....

Kinky

39,944 posts

299 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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hiasakite said:
....I do this with some trepidation....


Take copies of everything .... you just never know ....

K

hiasakite

2,552 posts

277 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Kinky said:

hiasakite said:
....I do this with some trepidation....



Take copies of everything .... you just never know ....

K


Thanks...will do..

will recorded delivery make any difference?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Friday 19th August 2005
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Right, chaps....beat this.

I taxed my car on the due date at a post office.

That night, a passenger opened the door in a gale and the tax disc flew out.

I went to the local DVLA next day to explain.

that's all right, sir, we'll give you a duplicate for a few quid...

Thanks....here's a few quid.

I'll just process it.....wait a minute, your car's tax expired a couple of days ago, and it's not taxed...

Yes it is...I taxed it on the 1st....

Did you tax it at a post office?

Yes....

Oh, well, I can't give you a duplicate until it shows on our screen as taxed, and docs from the post office can take up to six weeks to reach us...

I've got your money, come back in six weeks and I'll give you a duplicate....

Here's a letter to produce if you get pulled.....


All goes well....six weeks later I get a duplicate disc.

Two months later.....and I get a fixed penalty through the post. A traffic warden saw me drive by weeks earlier when I was waiting for DVLA records to update....

Grumble, grumble, mutter mutter.....off to DVLA office again....

Hello, you wriggly civil servant, you. What's all this about, then....?

Ah, yes...you were seen driving without a tax disc....

Yes, but you were waiting for the post office to tell you I had renewed.....which they did.....then you gave me a duplicate....

Yes, but we don't have those records here, so we asked Swansea to fax a copy....

Yes....?

Well, they faxed docs for the wrong vehicle....so we thought we'd better fine you........

WHAT....WHAT.....BLOODY WHAT........?

Well, we didn't know you had actually taxed it on the 1st...

Yes you did...you verified that before you gave me a duplicate....

Yes, but we needed to see the docs again from Swansea when the traffic warden sent her papers, and Swansea sent the wrong docs, so we didn't know at that time if you'd renewed on the 1st......so you'll have to pay the fine......

What if I show you the original tax disc, stamped by the post office on the 1st...?

Oh, that would be all right...but you can't, because you lost it....condescending smile....

Well, here it is...my son found it wedged down between the seats yesterday......you dopey, retarded bint....

Oh...oh.......oh.........errr

Yes....?

I'll have to ask my supervisor.......

And please stop looking at me like that....and groaning and slobbering.....or I'll have to call the police......