Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Pot Bellied Fool]

[small]Warning: Not for the overly squeamish[/small]

So just why did the chicken cross the road?

Could it be to have a closer look at the nice, shiny car??

[pic]http://www.sefton-computer-repairs.co.uk/ph/Picture1.jpg[/pic]

Lucky in a way... could've been a foot to either side and woulda been nasty indeed.

[pic]http://www.sefton-computer-repairs.co.uk/ph/Picture2.jpg[/pic]

[pic]http://www.sefton-computer-repairs.co.uk/ph/Picture3.jpg[/pic]

Anyone eating tea?

[pic]http://www.sefton-computer-repairs.co.uk/ph/Picture4.jpg[/pic]

The owner is understood to be looking for a valeter and a change of underwear!! :yikes:

[Lois]

dejarvous anyone?!

Now if only I could find that timeline pic

[puggit]

Deja vu please Lois

[Pot Bellied Fool]

anonymous said:

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Damn, I must've been asleep when that one came round then.

Wake me up next time will ya?

[Lois]

puggit said:

Deja vu please Lois

Sorry! don't speak french! Spanish is my forte...oh damn it we're not allowed to post in anything other than English now according to "The Rules"

[timmy30]

OMG Unlucky Flied Chicken.......

[munky]

At least the chicken added a bit of colour to that incredibly dull, grey, teutonic interior!!!

[R988]

brings new meaning to fast food

[jasandjules]

Uh, ouch......

Now when he said he was going to play chicken with a chicken, he was warned it wouldn't chicken out...


I'll get me coat..

[Killer2005]

apparently it was a turkey

[DennisTheMenace]

Clucking idiot

[sparkythecat]

Pot Bellied Fool said:

So just why did the chicken cross the road?

It was a German chicken and so was obviously on it's way to invade Poland.



New Porsche tag line

"Ve haff vays of making you squalk"

[vixpy1]

DennisTheMenace said:

Clucking idiot

Eggsactly

[Selmer]

How fast was he going?



the chicken I mean

Would a camera have helped?

[wedg1e]

anonymous said:

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[seafarer]

Yay for safety glass!!!! Must have been really startling. Glad the guy maintained control of the car and didn't freak out.

I didn't know chickens could really fly all that far, let alone get enough altitude to happen to be flying across the road. Bizarre.

[JonRB]

anonymous said:

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Always available at www.jonrb.com/pix/timeline.jpg

[slikk]

And the last thing that went throught the chickens mind was.. .. .. .. .. ..dont let me down now, chaps

[jasandjules]

Seafarer, chickens can fly quite high, a friend has a load in his garden, and he often finds them up trees !!

This one didn't fly high enough....

[liszt]

slikk said:

And the last thing that went throught the chickens mind was.. .. .. .. .. ..dont let me down now, chaps

It's arse?