Currently in Mallorca!

[m1spw]

Help! I´m currently in Mallorca, stuck wth a stupid german guy reading something out to his mate and its doing my head in while trying to get my PH fix!

I´m rather painfully sunburnt across my chest and managed to tear my big toe open and rip off a fairly big chunk of skin yesterday playing footy. And why did PH ask me to read the rules when i logged in?

Argh! Crappy keyboard! Without stuff in the right place! I can´t even find the "at" sign! Met some English guy in the little shops nearby who (in a scary way) said "oooh, its sooo nice to hear English voices again". At least its hot. whats the weather like in England? And how do you say "You´re well fit" in Spanish?

:D

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Boiling hot here.

Lager now free on national health, petrol 42p a litre!

[m1spw]

2 Smokin Barrels said:

Boiling hot here. Lager now free on national health, petrol 42p a litre!

Liar. no way petrol is 42p.

[2 Smokin Barrels]

m1spw said:

2 Smokin Barrels said: Boiling hot here. Lager now free on national health, petrol 42p a litre! Liar. no way petrol is 42p.

Sorry! Typo, I meant 42p a gallon!

[Bodo]

oi! das ist mein Liegestuhl!!

[m1spw]

Bodo said:

oi! das ist mein Liegestuhl!!

Huh?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

m1spw said:

Bodo said: oi! das ist mein Liegestuhl!! Huh?

He's been on the national health lager.

[m1spw]

Ok, that makes sense.

Liar

[TimW]

u sad git! get out there.! im off to sardinia sat nite at like 2am./! cant wait.

[rooster]

You have a least got a chance of decent food there, i am off to bavaria on saturday, the food is crap and i bet I can't find an internet cafe to get my PH fix, not sure why i'm going, oh yeah to appease my GOM!!!

[trooperiziz]

m1spw said:

And how do you say "You´re well fit" in Spanish?

I would tell you, but according to the new rules I can only post in English :P





oh, ok then... "usted parece un burro"

[mkgriff]

trooperiziz said:

m1spw said: And how do you say "You´re well fit" in Spanish? I would tell you, but according to the new rules I can only post in English :P oh, ok then... "usted parece un burro"

That's really cruel. He could get his Ass slapped for that

[planetdave]

Leaning nonchalently(sp) against a wall sporting your finest arm belt is a sure fire puller.


Just to make sure wear your arseless pants too

[m1spw]

mkgriff said:

trooperiziz said: m1spw said: And how do you say "You´re well fit" in Spanish? I would tell you, but according to the new rules I can only post in English :P oh, ok then... "usted parece un burro" That's really cruel. He could get his Ass slapped for that

What does that actually mean, I´m a bit worried now....

[TimW]

u look like a donkey or something along them lines