How to torture teenagers....

[cptsideways]

Now this would'nt be so funny if it was'nt for real, but our neighbours have two lively teenage daughters, 16 & 18 years old, yes quite fit I know you'll be asking

So you'd think the parents might consider a lively holiday to be in the interests of their kids, we'll you'd think right, except their parent don't.

So their parents with Grandmother in tow! & two lively teenage daughters are heading off to wait for it.....


















Mid wales with a caravan



In typical teenager style they have paid no attention to where parents have planned this great holiday, it was'nt until I asked where their off to and "somewhere in Dads caravan" came a reply, I showed them on a map & explained just what to expect, "what do mean no nightlife?" then shock horror set in & TWO WEEKS of caravanning with Grandmother in tow was the equivelant to several years in Guantanomo Bay detention centre. I forgot to add they don't exactly get along great together either.

The parents think this is perfectly normal holiday




I can't imagine anything worse & thinking back my last holiday with parents was when I was 14 & that was awful.

I'm sure their must be some more amusing stories in the PH woodwork....... I leave it to you guys.

>> Edited by cptsideways on Sunday 21st August 08:46

[love machine]

I remember when my mate Jon's parents went on holiday. We decided to have a house party, stripped the rooms of everything apart from furniture and put it all in his parents bedroom, barricaded the door and climbed out of the window. 6 people turned up of only none of which was a girl. (There went another failed attempt to throw away my virginity) So there we were having an anticlimactic night and then had to tidy up the next day, of course, we hadn't taken photos of the rooms and so got it totally wrong when putting it all back. Jon's mum came back and literally had an orgasm, sending her into a hysterical rant. We all copped it, the truth came out and after that, we were still all virgins.

Being a teenager is bad enough punishment, especially if you are a nerdy male.

[shadowninja]

Thought you were gonna say wait til your teenage child brings back their first boyfriend/girlfriend, then whip out the baby photos, particularly the ones of them on the potty.

[randlemarcus]

love machine said:

house party...stripped rooms..barricaded the door..tidy up the next day..got it totally wrong when putting it all back. Jon's mum came back and literally had an orgasm

Damn, if only it was that easy