Dead whale explodes
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simpo two

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92,776 posts

295 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes.

Taiwanese street, shops showered after gases built up inside:

[pic]http://www.americanheartbreak.com/movabletype/archives/Pasted%20Graphic.jpg[/pic]



[small]Effective but hard to fit in a rucksack[/small]

GregE240

10,857 posts

297 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Damien Hirst must be nervous......

Plotloss

67,280 posts

300 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Nice

But not as good as the Americans who found one on their local beach.

They elected to blow it up () to get rid of the carcass

Except they miscalculated ( ) and 25kg chunks of blubber were landing on cars over a mile away.

Utter class.

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Google for the exploding whale video. Gross.

Bleech!

Anything that discourages people from endangering rare species is a good thing, mind. If a species is common as much but a lot more tasty I've got no sympathy. But as I understand it this really isn't the case with most whale species...

driftwood

531 posts

265 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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must be on for a caption competetion.......?

Don

28,378 posts

314 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Plotloss said:

But not as good as the Americans who found one on their local beach.


D'oh! Beaten to it!

neil_cardiff

17,113 posts

294 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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simpo two said:
Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes.

Taiwanese street, shops showered after gases built up inside:





Effective but hard to fit in a rucksack


I believe this piccie is about as old as the interweb...

Still a good un' though

UKbob

16,277 posts

295 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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They could save the meat for the next world eating championship

Trooper2

6,676 posts

261 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Plotloss said:
Nice

But not as good as the Americans who found one on their local beach.

They elected to blow it up () to get rid of the carcass

Except they miscalculated ( ) and 25kg chunks of blubber were landing on cars over a mile away.

Utter class.




Explosives are fun, you sure it was a miscalculation?...

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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And that, my dear, is why us blokes need to fart

TypeR

1,198 posts

269 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Piaggio prove that nothing sticks to their new teflon coated scooter.


Davel

8,982 posts

288 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Did they find the scooter inside the whale?

iaint

10,040 posts

268 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Anyone looked around for an unexplained bowl of petunias that look like they've fallen from a great height?

Egbert Nobacon

2,835 posts

273 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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That bloke on the right is rubbing his nose and looking worried as he has just sneezed and can't believe it all came out of him

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Davel said:
Did they find the scooter inside the whale?

Yeah, that's where scooters come from. They burst out from inside whales like Alien. That's why the Japanese want to continue whaling - to sustain their scooter industry. They usually manage to get the whales inside the scooter factory in time, but this time they didn't. They can't just leave the whales in the sea and fish the scooters out because they sink and by the time they dredge them up electric eels have nicked all the batteries and ignition modules. Also hermit crabs start living in the engine and hermit crab shit really knackers engines up.

Mad Dave

7,158 posts

293 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Pigeon said:

Davel said:
Did they find the scooter inside the whale?


Yeah, that's where scooters come from. They burst out from inside whales like Alien. That's why the Japanese want to continue whaling - to sustain their scooter industry. They usually manage to get the whales inside the scooter factory in time, but this time they didn't. They can't just leave the whales in the sea and fish the scooters out because they sink and by the time they dredge them up electric eels have nicked all the batteries and ignition modules. Also hermit crabs start living in the engine and hermit crab shit really knackers engines up.


Classic!

tycho

12,276 posts

303 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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simpo two said:







Novelty scooter shaped tampons recalled after catastrophic failure!

Eric Mc

125,670 posts

295 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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Is there a whale Jihad in progress now?

Popular Front for the |Liberation of Cetacaens?


ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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That is disgusting ,i bet it stinks

wizzpig

2,039 posts

258 months

Monday 22nd August 2005
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GregE240 said:
Damien Hirst must be nervous......


Nah, Damien is much shorter