Not Giving My Address Officer! Ist Rudey!
Not Giving My Address Officer! Ist Rudey!
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WildCat

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8,369 posts

273 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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In todays "Daily Wail" on page 22 - ist piece on a new book by Rob Bialey und Ed Hurst called Rude Britain .. und here are some of the contenders.

Would you wish to live here und who do you think should live here?

1.OLD SODBURY ((Please Drive Carefully! :rofl:) (Seem this was once Sopeberie in Domesday Book)

2. SANDY BALLS (It seem it is from Sandyballas which had sandy gravel) :confused:

3. NORTH PIDDLE (Form Old English "pidele" meaning stream (und we have "puddles" today ;). It seem North Piddly has lush green field as result of marshy puddles... ;)

4. SLAG LANE (in :rolleyes: Merseyside... it seem that "Slag" was originally scsouser for "rubbish"

5. SCRATCHY BOTTOM :rofl: Ist apparently describing rugged und rough hollow :rofl: (Ist too much...)

6. SPITAL -IN - THE - STREET .. ist :nono: to do this ;) but ist from Old Englishh (Ist Saxon - we have "Spital" in Austrian German und "Spittel" in Schwyzerduetz as word for HOSPITAL.) Ist possible that there was a hospital on a street in this Lincolnshire hamlet as it was on Roman route northwards. Section of A15 was site of a Roman road.

7. UPPER DICKER :rofl: Ist in Eastbourne area - in olde worlde England - it seem that traders "dickered" or "barted" but it could also be related to "dix" - French for 10. Dyker was Middle English or Norman word for TEN und ground rent was ten iron rods.

8. BACK PASSAGE :confused: ist an alley way in London und a back passageway between Smithfield Meat market und the Barbican.

9. EAST BREAST - ist a cul-de sca in Docklands Ist unclear where name come from but :rofl: they say it originate form shape of a hill (ist typical - only a man could have such ideas... ;) It seem as well that the verb "to breast" means to confront resolutely... Ach so .. that is why that pose und that look ist so effective.... ;) :hehe:

10. FELTWELL - Bustling Norfolk village ist at a spring (well) where the mulleine of felte grows... ist settlement by the stream.

11. BLADDA :rofl: Ist a street in Paisley which was site of Bladda Fever Hospital :confused: Ist a Gaelic word und origin ist obscure :confused:

12. HOOKER ROAD - ist a residential road (:laugh: I would not buy house here....) But Ist named after William Hooker who was botanist und director of Kew Gardens. Ist unfortunate that they did not give street his full name of William Jackson Hooker Street - that has a [i] stateley [/i] ring to it - nicht?

13. UGLEY - ist in Domesday Book as Ugghelea "Leah" ist Old Englsh word for "wood" und Ugga lived there ;)

14. SPANKER LANE :rofl: I think I would not even think of buying house here... Ist is Derbyshire in village called Nether Heague und ist named after a seventeenth century horse called Spanker who was spankingly good at racing in parlance of the day.

15. PRATTS BOTTOM! :laugh: Ist village in Kent which ist at bottom of the hill. Ist from "pratum" Latin for meadow - so "place at the bottom of a meadow..." ;)

16. CRAPSTONE - Please drive carefully :rofl: :rofl:

It seems that Crapstone's origin ist obscure - no one will own up to this. But it seems that as you pass the turn off on A386 north from Plymouth - you pass a large rugged boulder. Perhaps the person who set up home here did not hink much of the boulder :laugh:

Are there others und who should live there?

Lois

14,706 posts

282 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Apparently Clit-hero is funny! Not when you've lived here for 17 years and know its clith-ero

p.s always fine your posts amusing to read if not a little difficult

flooritforever

861 posts

273 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Personally, I like the name of one particular street in bristol.

It's just off of Berkeley Place, which is the last road on the left going up the hill on Park Street.

It's a tiny little dead-end side street about 50 yards long.

It's called 'There and Back Again Lane'.

>> Edited by flooritforever on Wednesday 24th August 18:57

andy mac

73,668 posts

285 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Isn't slag the crap that is left over in an iron ore smelting plant?

_VTEC_

2,459 posts

275 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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There's a street in a nearby village to where I used to live called Titty Ho.

Always elicted a smirk from me and the old man on passing.

conyers111

32 posts

255 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Here in Yorkshire we have a little village called Wetwang - The late Richard Whiteley was honorary mayor IIRC.

Also near the village of Hutton Cranswick there is a place called Burn Butts.

Muncher

12,235 posts

279 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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There is a place near Colchester called "Fingringhoe"

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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anonymous said:
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And don't forget Penis-tone...

JonRB

80,055 posts

302 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Nope, sorry, I saw a few English words in there that I recognised but otherwise I don't really catch your drift.

Mrs Cuchillo

805 posts

280 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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There's a road near Mayfield in East Sussex called Poppinhole Lane.

cyberface

12,214 posts

287 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Used to live near Chipping Sodbury, now not too far from Pratts Bottom.

Thank 'sevenoaks' is a pretty tame name for a town

Isn't there a place in Scotland called 'Dufftown' or something similarly duff??

flooritforever

861 posts

273 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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cyberface said:

Isn't there a place in Scotland called 'Dufftown' or something similarly duff??




[Simpsons Mode]

Welcome to....Dufftown!

H'oh YEAH!

[/Simpsons Mode]

Marshy

2,751 posts

314 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Mrs Cuchillo said:
There's a road near Mayfield in East Sussex called Poppinhole Lane.


You mean this one? (It's just off the A21 not too far from Bodiam Castle.)

yertis

19,713 posts

296 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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We've had this thread before of course and once again I'll draw Shitterton in Dorset.

R988

7,495 posts

259 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Lets not forget Austria



shirepro

11,838 posts

265 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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We have a Butt Hole lane in Connisburgh

_dan_

2,392 posts

309 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Can't believe they left out BELL END

Always makes me chuckle!!

timtonal

2,049 posts

263 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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Fanny Hands Lane - Ludborough Lincs
Lickey End - W.Mids
Crackpot - N.Yorks
Twatt - Orkney and Shetland

Then there's Lord Hereford's Knob and Brown Willey - both hills so not likely to have anybody living there.

yertis

19,713 posts

296 months

Wednesday 24th August 2005
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timtonal said:
Fanny Hands Lane - Ludborough Lincs
Lickey End - W.Mids
Crackpot - N.Yorks
Twatt - Orkney and Shetland

Then there's Lord Hereford's Knob and Brown Willey - both hills so not likely to have anybody living there.


I sat on Lord Hereford's Knob only last Thursday...

_VTEC_

2,459 posts

275 months

Thursday 25th August 2005
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_dan_ said:
Can't believe they left out BELL END

Always makes me chuckle!!


There's a 'Bell End' about 50 yards down the road from the Evo office as it happens.