Messages in the dirt on White Vans!

[v15ben]

I know it has been done before, but thought you might like these:

"Virgins Cured - ask driver for details"

Seen in Dover: "Please pass quietly - illegals trying to sleep"

and my personal favourite:

"Washed by Stevie Wonder" :D

Anymore recent classics??

[Mikey G]

"i wish my wife was as dirty as this van"

[nel]

An oldie, but the last funny one I saw:

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this!"

[Psychobert]

Mikey G said:

"i wish my wife was as dirty as this van"

Followed by in different handwriting, 'She is mate'

[Tall_Paul]

Eh, Dirty boy!

on the back of a van about 2-3 months ago...

[Trooper2]

I saw one the other day, it said ...........



"Forum topics about dirty white vans are a waste of bandwidth"...

[minimax]

Trooper2 said:

I saw one the other day, it said ........... "Forum topics about dirty white vans are a waste of bandwidth"...

[BliarOut]

Scrawled in the dirt on a white van.

"Is you looking at me cos I is black"

[/AliG]

[v15ben]

Trooper2 said:

I saw one the other day, it said ........... "Forum topics about dirty white vans are a waste of bandwidth"...

He He, true indeed. I just couldn't find another one to add to

[timtonal]

Slightly off-topic I know but best toilet graffiti I ever saw was "Just sit down and let the matter drop".

[vesuvius996]

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this.."

Then in different handwriting underneath....


"She is when she's with me."

[D_Mike]

clean me

[C C]

timtonal said:

Slightly off-topic I know but best toilet graffiti I ever saw was "Just sit down and let the matter drop".

Or:

Some come here to sh1t and stink.
Others come to sit and think.
I come here to scratch my balls.
And read the writing on the walls.

[mastiff]

"Hows my driving? - Dial 0800 EAT SH*T"

[timtonal]

C C said:

timtonal said: Slightly off-topic I know but best toilet graffiti I ever saw was "Just sit down and let the matter drop". Or: Some come here to sh1t and stink. Others come to sit and think. I come here to scratch my balls. And read the writing on the walls.

Or the old classic...

Sign says "Please do not put fag ends in the urinals"

Graffiti says "It's a job to light them again"

[ZR1cliff]

Written on the back of one of those prison vans..

'Gary Glitter on Tour'

[DennisTheMenace]

4 good tyres driver bald

[lazyitus]

Left hand rear door "I slow down for horses"

Right hand rear door "I slow down for whores"

[DanBoy]

DennisTheMenace said:

4 good tyres driver bald

Nice one!