Would you rather.....
Discussion
Following a bizarre pub conversation, I put to you the following dilemmas:
Would you rather...
Have no arms
[b]or[/b]
Have no legs
Gut a live cat, in a hall in front of loads of children. Then have a wear the cat entrails as a waistcoat for the day and every birthday and christmas from then on. All day.
[b]or[/b]
Have a pack of really angry beavers follow you around for ever, looking like they want to rip you apart but always within 10 feet of you, but no closer. If you kill them, more take their place.
Have a fully functional arse on your forehead.
[b]or[/b]
Have a little pair of legs on your chin.
Have a fully functional penis on your forehead.
[b]or[/b]
None at all.
Have really bad BO permanently.
[b]or[/b]
Have massive wet patches under your arms permanently.
I think they're all the "good" ones :)
Would you rather...
Have no arms
[b]or[/b]
Have no legs
Gut a live cat, in a hall in front of loads of children. Then have a wear the cat entrails as a waistcoat for the day and every birthday and christmas from then on. All day.
[b]or[/b]
Have a pack of really angry beavers follow you around for ever, looking like they want to rip you apart but always within 10 feet of you, but no closer. If you kill them, more take their place.
Have a fully functional arse on your forehead.
[b]or[/b]
Have a little pair of legs on your chin.
Have a fully functional penis on your forehead.
[b]or[/b]
None at all.
Have really bad BO permanently.
[b]or[/b]
Have massive wet patches under your arms permanently.
I think they're all the "good" ones :)
My "preferences"...
Have no legs
Have a pack of really angry beavers follow you around for ever, looking like they want to rip you apart but always within 10 feet of you, but no closer. If you kill them, more take their place.
Have a little pair of legs on your chin.
None at all.
Have massive wet patches under your arms permanently.
Have no legs
Have a pack of really angry beavers follow you around for ever, looking like they want to rip you apart but always within 10 feet of you, but no closer. If you kill them, more take their place.
Have a little pair of legs on your chin.
None at all.
Have massive wet patches under your arms permanently.
thunderstruck said:
My "preferences"...
Have a pack of really angry beavers follow you around for ever, looking like they want to rip you apart but always within 10 feet of you, but no closer. If you kill them, more take their place.
Ah, but how would you ever get a job? Turn up for an interview and the beavers would be sitting there too! How annoying would that be? You could just spend your birthday and christmas sitting at home wearing the cat and be fine for the rest of the year. The beavers would scare the crap out of everyone wherever you went!
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