Oh dear....

[nick heppinstall]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-10-NEW-GREEN-BIKINI_W0QQitemZ5422285579QQcategoryZ58460QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Edited to say .... someone sent me the link !!! Honest !

>> Edited by nick heppinstall on Thursday 8th September 22:00

[plug]

Nice.

[scared but happy]

Oh, please someone tell this woman. PLEASE

[doddze]

[maxf]

Ah - Spalding, Lincolnshire. Webbed feet as well I'd guess.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-14-RIVER-ISLAND-BLACK-GOTH-SEXY-CORSET-TOP_W0QQitemZ5422048958QQcategoryZ58431QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem - a nice liz duke ring collection there. I assume the cords are some kind of titanium/carbon fibre composite space cord??

'the face of an angel' :http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-8-GLITTERY-GOLD-MINI-SKIRT_W0QQitemZ5423684833QQcategoryZ86321QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

>> Edited by maxf on Thursday 8th September 22:20

[Egbert Nobacon]

Is that "Ebay for Pikey's", or have you refined your search geographically to just cover Basildon?

[406]

maxf said:

Ah - Spalding, Lincolnshire. Webbed feet as well I'd guess. 'the face of an angel'

Yes Max. A Hells Angel. I just remembered, doesnt your SYT live in that area?

Dave

[NHyde]

Nick

Obviously the airshow season is over

[glocko]

she's just permanently surprised/sexy???/angry/scary
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=53338&item=5419427545

...and she didn't even attempt to get the size 8 on!!!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-8-BLACK-RETRO-MINI-SKIRT_W0QQitemZ5422289835QQcategoryZ86350QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


>> Edited by glocko on Thursday 8th September 22:57

[tomtvr]

For the love of all that is good and holy!

[Taxi 4 Hutton]

These have got to be piss takes, right?

[glocko]

Sorry, just spent nearly an hour laughing my belly off at previous listings, here's one.....
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/3-MONTH-OLD-BIG-VESTFROST-CHEST-FREEZER_W0QQitemZ7540594427QQcategoryZ71260QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Description is a classic!!!
No spellcheck in Lincs then??


And yes, it would be unreasonable to post a chest freezer from Lincolnshire....so best keep it to Uk.....AND ASIA!!!!

>> Edited by glocko on Thursday 8th September 23:25

[wedg1e]

Taxi 4 Hutton said:

These have got to be piss takes, right?

How do we know it's not YOU in that bikini?

[ichikitsune]

Bless that ebayer couple, they are consistantly entertaining.

[FourWheelDrift]

glocko said:

Sorry, just spent nearly an hour laughing my belly off at previous listings, here's one.....

Gavanised

[stu 9-5]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-8-GLITTERY-GOLD-MINI-SKIRT_W0QQitemZ5423684833QQcategoryZ86321QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


A real looker!!

[trooperiziz]

Is it just me that thinks the green bikini can't really be classed as "new" anymore

>> Edited by trooperiziz on Friday 9th September 11:19

[simpo two]

For anyone feeling horny - this will fix it and allow you to get back to work:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-10-12-STREACHY-DENIM-MORGAN-CATSUIT-ALL-IN-ONE_W0QQitemZ5422289836QQcategoryZ53338QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Carrera2]

Wow, I'd love to bone her!


In the butchery sense......(joke by the way).

[rustybin]

Aggghhhh my eyes! my eyes!