Most useful thing you weren't taught at school ...
Most useful thing you weren't taught at school ...
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zcacogp

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11,239 posts

274 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Chaps,

An interesting one that I have been thinking about recently - what are the most useful things you have learned in life [i]that you didn't learn at school[/i]? These can include anything, but focussing more on non-academic subjects. So, "French at evening classes" doesn't count ...

... mine would be as follows;

How to coil a rope (or cable) properly
How to touch-type
Good manners
How to cook.

I'm sure that more will come to me in due course ...

What's yours?


Oli.

esselte

14,626 posts

297 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Not to eat the yellow snow!

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Making fire

mcflurry

9,190 posts

283 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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My eight times tables. Up to 100,000 rather than 12.

KB_S1

5,967 posts

259 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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How to drive.
How to think.
How to drink (therefore forgetting above two)
How to do musical stuff.
How to use a computer.
How to argue/debate.
How to learn.

One important lesson learned at school, just because someone has authority doesn't mean they deserve respect.

hustlebabe

790 posts

256 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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zcacogp said:
Chaps,


That excludes me from having to give an answer

Mrs Trackside

9,299 posts

263 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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To really listen when someone is talking to you

andy mac

73,668 posts

285 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Mrs Trackside said:
To really listen when someone is talking to you

Eh? Say again??

Hilts

4,684 posts

312 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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rich 36 said:
Making fire

Didn't learn it at school but got 'convicted' at the age of 8 for burning down a giant haystack. It was an accident really, you could see it for miles.

Always been fascinated with fire/fireworks/bombs etc.

I lost count of the amount of matchboxes I'd buy asa youngster and light one and put it back in flame first so the entire box went up and as for those butane gas canisters.........

Do I need help ?

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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How to fight
How to dodge flying chalk
How to play football

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Can I GO NOW

Pigeon

18,535 posts

276 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Before school: Reading and writing

During and after school: Jah, Driving and motorcycling, Engines and stuff, Electronics and stuff

ZR1cliff

17,999 posts

279 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Hilts said:

rich 36 said:
Making fire


Didn't learn it at school but got 'convicted' at the age of 8 for burning down a giant haystack. It was an accident really, you could see it for miles.

Always been fascinated with fire/fireworks/bombs etc.

I lost count of the amount of matchboxes I'd buy asa youngster and light one and put it back in flame first so the entire box went up and as for those butane gas canisters.........

Do I need help ?



You Crazy Mr Fawlty!

wedg1e

27,038 posts

295 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Turning that on its head; I could have done without drama, RE and PE. I was young and fit FFS, what was the point of wasting my life chasing a bloody football?

Instead more practical things (like welding, bricklaying and making love to beautiful women ) and even, say, maths concepts that apply to the real world - how to calculate the gas bill, rather than p155ing Venn diagrams and 2x-(5y*(x squared + x)/(sqr(2y-y)/(x)))=5 would have been useful.

And if anyone solves that equation I'll kick their teeth in, smug bast@rds...

Mind you, I wouldn't have said no to more languages... but a bit of variety: all I did were French, Spanish and Latin. And English of course. And then there was that bit of classical Greek, oimoi...

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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Buggery..

john75

5,303 posts

277 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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When a girl says do not worry I am on the pill we do not need to use a condom she maybe not be telling the truth !!

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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See my last post for cure to this problem.

>> Edited by vixpy1 on Sunday 11th September 22:41

wedg1e

27,038 posts

295 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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vixpy1 said:
Buggery..



I thought you went to a private school? Surely toast-rack practise was immediately after prep. but before lights-out?

srebbe64

13,021 posts

267 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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How to conduct mtself in an interview. Nowadays, I teach kids in my kids' school how to interview well.

vixpy1

42,699 posts

294 months

Sunday 11th September 2005
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wedg1e said:

vixpy1 said:
Buggery..




I thought you went to a private school?


I did.

and no, it was after prep