Trees and their removal
Trees and their removal
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nuclearsquash

Original Poster:

1,329 posts

292 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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To cut a long story short, i want to get rid of a tree that resides outside of my property. Its one of those really annoying trees that produces a fine mist of sap that covers anything with stickyness in a matter of minutes, and is well versed in ruining paintwork on cars, as well as attracting a vast array of insect life! It's also doing a very fine job of destroying the pavement.

The question is how can i legitimately get rid of it, its a nuisance by any standard, and does not seem to be maintained by the council.

Can i therefore:

1: hire a tree surgeon to get rid of
2: hack it to pieces myself
3: complain to the council and get the to get rid of it, as its a pita!
4: Poison it/set fire to it?

Any advice would be warmly welcomed

TIA

Andy

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Friend of mine is in trouble for this. Check with the council first to make sure it's not covered by any sort of preservation order. I'll let you know how she gets on in court

BliarOut

72,863 posts

269 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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anonymous said:
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If only she was wise before the event ;

[/CopperNails]

parrot of doom

23,075 posts

264 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Hmmm, depends on how long the tree has been there, and whether its suitable for the location. If its 'the wrong type' of tree then the council probably would let it come down.

However, if you encounter problems, a circular saw cutting 1/2 inch deep around the circumference would kill it quite easily.

nuclearsquash

Original Poster:

1,329 posts

292 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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i dont want it strictly removed, im sure they could just leave a stump to stop any movement of land etc. Just getting ticked off cleaning the car only for it to get covered if sap mist a few minutes later. The main problem i can see is that the whole road is lined with them, altohugh i suppose if i can get support from the neighbours it might help get the council to get shot of them.

Im still thinking "petty vandalism, and kids setting fire to it" would work best

a2z

1,080 posts

256 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Is the tree on council/public land or private land? I'm a fair bit rusty in this area but I seem to remember that you can trim the branches that hang over your boundary as long as you return the clippings to the trees owner.(however, if you get on with your neighbour, a quick chat and possible split of costs should get it done in a friendly manner) Otherwise, a call to your local council environmantal services or such like will tell you the true procedure.

As mentioned above, how close is it to your house, size and species. If you just remove a tree, depending upon the ground conditions you could get ground heave (the opposite of subsidence) where as the tree is no longer taking any water out of the ground, the ground can then swell. So it may be better just to trim it back instead.

If it is a council tree, if you drop in that you are concerned about the damage that the tree may do you your foundations/drains you may get a quicker response from them.

nuclearsquash

Original Poster:

1,329 posts

292 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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without measuring, i'd say the tree was at most 20ft away from the house proper, and maybe 25ft tall at the very most ( i am prone to over estimating length and height) not sure what kind of tree it is, will google.

edit to say its in the pavement/road so definitley a council issue.

>> Edited by nuclearsquash on Monday 12th September 12:12

diddyman

3,646 posts

271 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Another member of this illustrious web site (who will remain nameless, so don't worry, your secret is safe with me!), told me of a way to get rid of trees.

About 1 ft off ground level drill a hole into the bark, but only to where the bark and the wood adjoin.

Stick a tube into the hole and then stick the tube in a bottle/jar of diesel. The tree sucks up the diesel and kils itself. Once the tree has finished inbibing your diesel, remove tube and plug aforementioned hole with mud, so no one knows what you did.

Obviously make sure no one knos the diesel receptacle is there.

Disclaimer: You didn't see me, right.

>> Edited by diddyman on Monday 12th September 12:14

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Can't you enlist the help of a friendly woodworm....?




Pies

13,116 posts

286 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Ring bark it

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Pies said:
Ring and bark at it


Don't be daft...trees don't have phones.....

nuclearsquash

Original Poster:

1,329 posts

292 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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i think it might be a lime tree going by pictures of the leaves. but they seem a bit tall. further reseach into the type is required. thanks for the info/advice so far.

driftwood

531 posts

265 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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anonymous said:
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One of the tree's in our garden had to come down, and despite my Son's best attempts we had to call in a tree surgeon. From what I heard from him, the roots system of a tree has about the same coverage in the ground as the spread of the branches above. We had to have this particular tree completely cut down and now the land around the stump has now fallen to quite a noticable dip.
I think there are certain trees that you are either not allowed to touch or that need planning permission to remove.........

chim_knee

12,689 posts

287 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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mybrainhurts said:

Pies said:
Ring and bark at it



Don't be daft...trees don't have phones.....
What about subscriber trunk dialling?

anyone got a trombone for that punchline?

Kentish

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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BliarOut said:
Friend of mine is in trouble for this. Check with the council first to make sure it's not covered by any sort of preservation order. I'll let you know how she gets on in court


I did this and it backfired.

Local council said thanks for letting us know about them and slapped a preservation order on them.

If you touch them it's a £20k fine per tree ...potentially.

Fecking sycamores too, so utterly ridiculous!

Kentish

15,169 posts

264 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Just to add....

You can apply annualy to remove upto 25% of branches upto 25mm thick from any tree with a preservation order.

You need to do this in writing to you local planning office who will send out and arbourist to inspect the tree before and after work is commenced.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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chim_knee said:

mybrainhurts said:


Pies said:
Ring and bark at it




Don't be daft...trees don't have phones.....

What about subscriber trunk dialling?

anyone got a trombone for that punchline?


No, but I wish I had a shotgun......

Bat21

658 posts

278 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Two copper nails is all you need, mind you, you will probably need to find a shipwright to obtain proper copper nails

Fatboy

8,269 posts

302 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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don't roofers sometimes use copper nails for attaching slates?

Try Builder's Merchant

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

285 months

Monday 12th September 2005
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Is Blaster Bates still alive.....?