So, you're in a country pub...

[DanBoy]

At 2pm on a Sunday afternoon...

What kind of songs would you wanna hear playing on the stereo?

(Assuming that you have to be listening to something).

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Roll out the barrel?
I am a cider drinker?
Little old wine drinker me?
Seven drunken nights?

etc etc

[DanBoy]

At 2pm?

I'm thinking along the lines of something quite a bit more commercial!

[2 Smokin Barrels]

DanBoy said:

At 2pm? a bit more commercial!

made from triangular chocolate
that's toblerone
made from triangular honey
from triangular bees
and triangular something
in triangular trees
and, Oh, Mr Confectioner please,
please give me toblerone.....ehheeheheheh

[2 Smokin Barrels]

anonymous said:

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Go

[2 Smokin Barrels]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Check you email?

[Ferg]

4. Sting - Englishman in New York ?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Ferg said:

4. Sting - Englishman in New York ?

..nah, never heard of it..

Who sang it?

[chim_knee]

Ferg said:

4. Sting

Sorry, I think my hearing is going... did you say foreskin?

[2 Smokin Barrels]

Pardon?

[speed8]

Is this a trick question

Who was it that done 'I've got a brand new combine harvester' bit before my time really. The Wurzels or something like that.

[t1grm]

In a country pub at 2:00 pm on a Sunday afternoon?

If it’s summer I want to be outside and hear the noise of birds singing, the breeze in the leaves of the trees and the distant sound of children playing.

If it’s winter I want to hear the ticking of a clock, the sound of an open fire and the dull murmur of conversation going on around the place.

Country pubs and Sunday afternoons are not for music – bah humbug!

OK, at a push, maybe some live Jazz

[wedg1e]

I'd be going straight past the pub.... and the only music would be a V8 on the over-run

[mybrainhurts]

NONE....

[up-the-dubs]

A national anthem of some description.

Come on..... the 6-nations always seems so far away.