Death is the new sex

[mutt k]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1195798,00.html

Think I prefer the old sex thank you very much! :D

[AlexH]

I can't see a decomposing corpse being that popular on page 3...

[Podie]

"Yeah, well I got dead six times last night..."

[robdickinson]

Must be difficult the first time...

[dick dastardly]

Atleast you dont have to worry about the lack of a stiff

[scared but happy]

dick dastardly said:

Atleast you dont have to worry about the lack of a stiff

Oh dear..

[Mrs Fish]

How do you make diamonds?

[Plotloss]

Mrs Fish said:

How do you make diamonds?

Place carbon under immense pressure.

Synthetic diamonds are pretty bloody good and De Beers were on the ropes for quite some time.

The idea of having your loved one compressed to the size of a very very very small diamond I find utterly ghoulish personally.

[Mrs Fish]

anonymous said:

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Sorry, just read on the link about carbon of dead bodies, making diamonds... wondered how you do it... or am I being incredibly naive

[Mrs Fish]

Plotloss said:

Place carbon under immense pressure. Synthetic diamonds are pretty bloody good and De Beers were on the ropes for quite some time. The idea of having your loved one compressed to the size of a very very very small diamond I find utterly ghoulish personally.

Ah, I see.

I agree about it being ghoulish

[shadytree]

Mrs Fish said:

or am I being incredibly naive

Is it catching? What is it with all these naive people on PH today





sorry Lisa

[Mrs Fish]

anonymous said:

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Ah... LMAO

[cotty]

anonymous said:

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They use huge amounts of pressure, you can make diamonds out of your pets as well.

I think I would feel a bit strange wearing a dead person on a chain


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>> Edited by cotty on Thursday 15th September 10:45

[catso]

Think I'll stay celibate, thanks

[apprentice]

Hmmmnnn... think I'll marry the mother-in-law - when she goes, I'll end up with rock the size of Elizabeth Taylor's!

[Mrs Fish]

[Size Nine Elm]

apprentice said:

Hmmmnnn... think I'll marry the mother-in-law - when she goes, I'll end up with rock the size of Elizabeth Taylor's!

OTOH, diamonds are forever - do you really want your mother-in-law forever?

[apprentice]

Size Nine Elm said:

apprentice said: Hmmmnnn... think I'll marry the mother-in-law - when she goes, I'll end up with rock the size of Elizabeth Taylor's! OTOH, diamonds are forever - do you really want your mother-in-law forever?

Good thinking Size Nine Elm!

I now have a mental image of her on the end of the new mistresses wagging finger!

>> Edited by apprentice on Thursday 15th September 12:18

[cotty]

Size Nine Elm said:

apprentice said: Hmmmnnn... think I'll marry the mother-in-law - when she goes, I'll end up with rock the size of Elizabeth Taylor's! OTOH, diamonds are forever - do you really want your mother-in-law forever?

Whe said her was going to keep the diamond, sell it and buy stuff

[jessica]

Plotloss said:

Mrs Fish said: How do you make diamonds? Place carbon under immense pressure. Synthetic diamonds are pretty bloody good and De Beers were on the ropes for quite some time. The idea of having your loved one compressed to the size of a very very very small diamond I find utterly ghoulish personally.

I think it is fantastic.
I want to be a diamond one day.
seriously amazing stuff.