Nice to see Chavs breading so hard

[john75]

from the sun

anyone seen it?

A JOBLESS yob aged just 20 has fathered six children by SIX different women. The two latest girlfriends of self-proclaimed stud Keith Macdonald are both pregnant, while four others have already had his kids. He says “I don’t see why I should pay to any of ‘em”

JOBLESS yob Keith Macdonald yesterday DUMPED the sixth girl he has made pregnant. Abandoned Kelly Bonner, 19, who is expecting the 20-year-old’s baby, instantly branded him a “rat.”

[MrV]

john75 said:

from the sun “I don’t see why I should pay to any of ‘em”

Could be said he was using his loaf


But must be said he should be out there earning a crust to pay some dough toward them

[Rob_F]

Sounds like these poor girls are kneading some help, doesn't seem right he can just take their flour like that.

Cheers,
Rob.

[ZR1cliff]

Ile have a "Thick Cut".

[MrV]

Do you think it started with a flash of their Baps,Havent they heard of contraception if they dont want a Bun in the oven

[pulsatingstar]

Its wrong, but where is the incentive for this guy to ever work now. Anything he earns (likely not much) will go straight to paying for that lot so he may as well not make the effort.

[Gruffy]

The yeast of today!

Gruffy

[Rob_F]

Gruffy said:

The yeast of today! Gruffy

It's the way they're raised.

Cheers,
Rob.

[DJFish]

Sounds like you chaps are on a bit of a roll....

[parrot of doom]

Hmmm, seems he likes exploring muffins....

[moleamol]

I can't beleive how quickly kids are 'bread' these days. *groan*

[towman]

Hasn`t he learnt about contraception - doesn`t he know how to "baguette".

From the thread title I would have thought he was more interested in Panini than Punani (sp)!

[Witchfinder]

It sounds like he wants to have his cake and eat it.

[timmy30]

But from an evolutionary perspective he is more sucessful ( probably ) than anyone of PH, and more so than 99% of the UK population. His 7 illegitimates will carry on his gutter genes down the line. It's a sort of reverse eugenics that we practice in the UK.

[Witchfinder]

timmy30 said:

But from an evolutionary perspective he is more sucessful ( probably ) than anyone of PH, and more so than 99% of the UK population. His 7 illegitimates will carry on his gutter genes down the line. It's a sort of reverse eugenics that we practice in the UK.

This is true, but you failed to top it off with a pun on the "bread" theme. Shame on you!

[hugoagogo]

Crumbs!

i think we should toast this lad, i'm sure he will rise to the top, the upper crust. I bet we all want a slice of what he's getting

[superlightr]

poor chap - he clearly hasnt got any Dough to pay for the little ones and doesnt want to Raisin them as his own.

>> Edited by superlightr on Tuesday 20th September 09:31

[JonRB]

I'm glad to see that this thread has caused people to rise to the occasion with at yeast a dozen (13?) awful puns.

>> Edited by JonRB on Tuesday 20th September 09:34

[superlightr]

JonRB said:

I'm glad to see that this thread has caused people to rise to the occasion with at yeast a dozen (13?) awful puns. >> Edited by JonRB on Tuesday 20th September 09:34

is that a Bakers Dozen or a normal dozen your refering to?

[JonRB]

superlightr said:

is that a Bakers Dozen or a normal dozen your refering to?

Well, I did mention 13 so I'd have thought the answer to your question was breadily available.