Today I bought something I haven't bought for 15 years

[simpo two]

If you can guess what it is, I'll let you come and try it out.

You can each ask up to 10 questions: I'll come back later and answer them Yes or No, then we'll see how close you can get

>> Edited by simpo two on Tuesday 20th September 20:14

[UKBob]

Does it weigh more than a duck?

[john75]

Can you eat it ?

[simpo two]

UKBob said:

Does it weigh more than a duck?

Assuming your average duck, yes.

[simpo two]

john75 said:

Can you eat it ?

No.

Remeber, you can ask up to 10 questions - it will save time!

[Balmoral Green]

Does it require fuel to work?

[UKBob]

How much did it cost?

[rich 36]

"I am tobacco"

[m1spw]

simpo two said:

TODAY I BOUGHT SOMETHING I HAVEN'T BOUGHT FOR 15 YEARS

A condom?





this isn't an actual question, it sounded funny in my head, ill get my coat...

[rich 36]

Specialist underwear

[Ahonen]

A new toaster?

[simpo two]

Balmoral Green said:

Does it require fuel to work?

Yes

UKBob said:

How much did it cost?

I can only answer yes or no

rich 36 said:

Specialist underwear

No

Ahonen said:

A new toaster?

Inspired, but no.

[Dakkon]

A Hooker?
Herpes Cream?
Hemorrhoids Cushion?
Nipple Clamps?
Flares?
Ginger wig?
Morphine?
A VW Beetle?
A Penguin?
A Self Help Guide?

[wiggy001]

UKBob said:

Does it weigh more than a duck?

An African duck or a European duck?

[john75]

A ticket to see Colchester United ?

But would you pay for that ?

[Balmoral Green]

Can I take a wild card guess?

A lawnmower.

[simpo two]

los angeles said:

A new car? no A Thai wife? no A new house? no A bus ticket? no A buriel plot? no A new pet dog? no Clean underwear? no A pack of ciggies? no A member of the jury? no A drink for a friend? no A poster of David Hasselhoff naked- oops! That's eleven. still no

[simpo two]

Dakkon said:

A Hooker? no but almost Herpes Cream? no Hemorrhoids Cushion? no Nipple Clamps? no Flares? no Ginger wig? no Morphine? no A VW Beetle? no A Penguin? no A Self Help Guide? no

[dougc]

A 1990 pocket diary?

[simpo two]

john75 said:

A ticket to see Colchester United ? But would you pay for that ?

Certainly not.

Balmoral Green said:

A lawnmower.

No