new tax proposal

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The country was in such a terrible state,
parliament rose for a budget debate,
It was quite a few moments before Brown spoke
And then he said, "Sex will cost ten quid a poke"

Whether you're short, long skinny or thick,
The tax will be paid on the use of your prick
BLair said ,"Now Brown, please, look here,
Will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer?"

Mandelson arose and looked glum,
"Will I be exempt coz I only like Bum?"
Brown replied and sounded quite airy,
"You'll fucking pay double, you dirty old fairy!"

Up got Dave Bunkit to tremendous applause,
He grabbed Ruth Kelly and whipped off her drawers
He straddled across her and fucked her at will
Then shouted at Howard "Put that on your bill!"

Alastair Darling shouted "I think I'll resign,
I haven't had pussy for a very long time
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
But ten quid a jump is a bit fucking much"

The debate carried on, Oh what a night!
Jon Cummings was bonking every woman in sight
The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too
And in the excitement, the dumb bill got through

So now in the bedrooms of Britain each night
There is many a fanny closed up good and tight
They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes

If ten quid a time is the price we must pay
It is now with ourselves we all must play,
So to quench our frustration's we must have a wank
For the state of our country we have Gordon Brown to thank!!!!