Registering your Childs Birth
Registering your Childs Birth
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krusty

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2,473 posts

279 months

Friday 23rd September 2005
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My wife went to register our son Oliver’s birth yesterday and phoned me about the forms that you have to fill out. Part of it asks for the parent’s occupation and my wife wanted to know how I wanted my bit filled out, Structural Designer, Engineer, Structural Engineer etc etc.
I asked if you had to prove your position and she said no so then I said, well “I want to be and Astronaut then.” For some reason she didn’t find this at all funny and I said “Wouldn’t it be a laugh in 20 or so years to sit down with Ollie and tell him the story. Why don’t you put down Lap Dancer for yourself?”
Well this went down even worse and after a few choice words and a “You’re not taking this seriously” it was click burrrrrrrrrrrr. :rolleyes:
Well, home today. We’ll see what I am………. Wouldn’t be surprised if it says village idiot :nuts:

shadytree

8,291 posts

279 months

Friday 23rd September 2005
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Should have said 'Pro Wife Beater'






as in 'Stella Artois' for the unofficiated