You women can be cruel
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We arranged to go out last night with a few friends to watch the football in the pub, I went to have a shower at about 6.30 and started to get dressed but fell asleep on the bed in my underpants.
Fifteen minutes later she work me up in a nice gentle manner like she usually does "Get up you lazy bastard we are late".
We get in the pub and everybody else is already there so the wife sits down and i get the drinks.
When i get to the table she is blaming me for being late so i said " all i did was fall asleep in my underpants " to which she replys.
"You`ve been asleep in your underpants for years"
So cruel....
Fifteen minutes later she work me up in a nice gentle manner like she usually does "Get up you lazy bastard we are late".
We get in the pub and everybody else is already there so the wife sits down and i get the drinks.
When i get to the table she is blaming me for being late so i said " all i did was fall asleep in my underpants " to which she replys.
"You`ve been asleep in your underpants for years"
So cruel....
) she might have been getting a portion instead of him having a snooze after having to knock another one out on his lonesome.... 
Respect to Ms 114, quality line that.
Just remind her of the taunt every time you're 'in the mood' 'cos you've got to prove the be-atch wrong now haven't you!
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Just remind her of the taunt every time you're 'in the mood' 'cos you've got to prove the be-atch wrong now haven't you!
Help available at www.viagra-for-sleepy-pants.com
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