Ever worry about the wife cheating ?

[shadytree]

Ever worry about your wife cheating?

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Need to know when your girlfriend's temperature is rising?

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:biglaugh:

[lazyitus]

How did you stumble across that site?

[shadytree]

lazyitus said:

How did you stumble across that site?

A collegue had it sent to him... honest !

[BliarOut]

Surely if they are cheating, the panties are already off

[lazyitus]

shadytree said:

Want to know where your daughter is late at night?

Daughters mate - "What did your Dad buy you for your birthday?"

Daughter - "Some panties"

Daughters mate - " "

[bouffy]

From the site:

"When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™.

They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2.

Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind."

WTF? A camera? What sort of sick x?!@ is he??

[Raify]

Quite simply the weirdest thing I've seen this year.

[lazyitus]

anonymous said:

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Not this year.

[bouffy]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[r988]

bouffy said:

From the site: "When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends. Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties™. They work wonderfully. My wife and I bought our Sarah several pairs so we can watch her around the clock, and if we see her temperature rising too high, we intervene by calling her cellphone or just picking her up wherever she is. My only comment is it would be great to have a video camera, maybe you can work that into V.2. Thanks forget-me-not panties™, now we have true peace of mind."

There are somethings best left unknown...

[tvrgit]

lazyitus said:

How did you stumble across that site?

How long did it take you to think of the word "stumble" instead of the first word you thought of?

[lazyitus]

tvrgit said:

lazyitus said: How did you stumble across that site? How long did it take you to think of the word "stumble" instead of the first word you thought of?

[Pies]

How do they work indoors,i.e out of site for the GPS

[ZR1cliff]

I was lucky my wife was only unfaithful once and that was with number 2 para.

[alexkp]

I think any customer of these GPS panties is obvously already in a position whereby their relationship is utterly screwed - either by their own bizarre and obsessive behaviour, or a total lack of trust.

[lazyitus]

ZR1cliff said:

number 2 para.

Is that a paramedic thats got the trots ?

[alexkp]

ZR1cliff said:

I was lucky my wife was only unfaithful once and that was with number 2 para.

No, 45 Commando were also involved.

[ZR1cliff]

One at a time please.

[timmy30]

"Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to fit surveillance equipment in her underwear and montior her every movement and intimate bodily functions 24hrs a day"

[ZR1cliff]

ZR1cliff said:

One at a time please.

Forgot to add those were her dying words