Musical Boobs

[Mrs Fish]

OK, last story of the day :D
I really do not see this taking off :hehe:

Brings a whole new meaing to nipple tweaking :D


[quote=DeHavilland Information Services][b]Musical breasts[/b]

Breast enhancements need not only be about looks and sex appeal. They could soon have a functional purpose too.

A company is currently developing a microchip that stores music files and can be built into a breast implant, the Sun reports.

BT Futurology apparently intend on developing a musical double act for the bosoms, which would see an MP3 player installed in one mammary, and music files in the other.

The whole ensemble could then be managed via Bluetooth wireless technology.

Company analyst Ian Pearson said: "It is now very hard for me to think of breast implants as just decorative.

"If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."[/quote]

[groucho]

And brings a new meaning to the phrase, "hey baby, shall we make sweet music?"

[charlie sprout]

they could be powered by a small weight driving a generator. That way you could charge it up by going for a jog

[charlie sprout]

or.... let me see. How else could it be done.....

[Mrs Fish]

It would be sertiously freaky if when getting down to business you suddenly started hearing ACDC or Def Leopard

[nonegreen]

I think this takes niche marketing to a whole new level

[turbobloke]

This trend had better not go any further 'downhill' or passers by will comment that it's just some ct singing

[nonegreen]

turbobloke said:

This trend had better not go any further 'downhill' or passers by will comment that it's just some ct singing

The old ones are the best eh

[docevi1]

did anyone else envisage electronic pressure switches and small speakers been fitted which "barped" when tapped?

I had strange visions of someone playing the bongo's that way when I read the title.

>> Edited by docevi1 on Sunday 16th October 14:29

[likesbikes]

What would you listen to on them?

Pete Doherty(sp?) maybe, he's a bit of a tit!

[raf dug]

Have you seen the size of the "sub woofers" on Jordan.

[cotty]

I want to know where the headphones will plug in

[Balmoral Green]

Hmmm, so where does playing a tune on the pink Oboe fit in?


on 2nd thoughts, don't answer that

[Mrs Fish]

Balmoral Green said:

Hmmm, so where does playing a tune on the pink Oboe fit in? on 2nd thoughts, don't answer that

I think I spotted you on Friday BG, on the Ashbourne Road towards Belper on Friday at about 4.30 - 5 ish??

[c c]

Oh my god where will the battery pack fit in?

[carrera2]

The iBreast....

[Balmoral Green]

Mrs Fish said:

Balmoral Green said: Hmmm, so where does playing a tune on the pink Oboe fit in? on 2nd thoughts, don't answer that I think I spotted you on Friday BG, on the Ashbourne Road towards Belper on Friday at about 4.30 - 5 ish??

Nope, not me, I was in Burton at around that time. I did see Mr Fish yesterday in the Lotus in Belper.

[Mrs Fish]

Balmoral Green said:

Nope, not me, I was in Burton at around that time. I did see Mr Fish yesterday in the Lotus in Belper.

Ah...

[cosmoschick]

Musical boobs...?

Well, at least a bloke would know if he'd managed to turn on the woman! A bit of fine tuning may be needed though.

[cotty]

I assume this is the ultimate in soft touch buttons