Why are cars better than buses!!

[v15ben]

Caveat first - this thread is in no way serious and is aimed at the bringing of joy to this community!

Reasons why cars are better than buses:
1. You don't have to wait for your car to arrive
2. You always get a seat in your car
3. The seat isn't next to a stranger who may have some very odd habits
4. You don't have to stand up in your car
5. Your car never sets off before you sit down
6. Your car doesn't stop every 2 minutes at places you don't want to go
7. Your car takes you all the way home instead of somewhere nearby
8. You can play your own music in your car instead of listening to someone elses on their MP3 player at a very loud volume

Please add to the list :D

[turbobloke]

9. in your car it's not likely you'll get puked on, OK not that likely just take the corners smoothly on 2 wheels
10. or threatened
11. or assaulted
12. or have a burger eaten near your ear
13. or listen to someone else's screaming kids...
14. or their inane conversation
15. or find you caught the wrong car

Next!

[up-the-dubs]

Although I like the idea that if you stand on your driveway for 45 minutes late for a meeting, three cars will appear at once

[dick dastardly]

The last time I used a bus some poor kid had crapped his pants and I was subjected to the stench for 15 minutes. Never again.

[jas xjr]

up-the-dubs said:

Although I like the idea that if you stand on your driveway for 45 minutes late for a meeting, three cars will appear at once

good one

[nonegreen]

16 Your car has better emmisions than the bus
17 Your car has better fuel consumption per passenger than the bus
18 Your car does not emmit carcinogens
19 Your car does not emit PM10s that are similar sized to asbestos particulates
20 Your car is not ugly unless it an Allegro
21 You can stop your car and pick up passengers who are cute and female if you want to
22 If you arrive in an area full of chavs you can run them over
23 Your car will help you to chose a place to shop that is car freindly thus helping to destroy the green dream

[cotty]

24. your car will get you there in half the time (if observing the speed limit, if not even quicker)

[egomeister]

v15ben said:

1. You don't have to wait for your car to arrive

You kidding me? I've been waiting 6 weeks for mine! Get it today though!

[srebbe64]

Cars don't get blown up.

[grass widow]

25. You don't stand up with chewing gum stuck to your bum.
26. No one to sneeze all over you, so you end up being sick for days.
27. You have your own climate control, so you don't have to freeze every time the bus stops and the doors open.

[grass widow]

srebbe64 said:

Cars don't get blown up.

My engine did at 8000 miles

[Size Nine Elm]

28. You don't have to wait for the police to turn up after a couple of chavs have a fight after shooting up at the back of the top deck.

[BliarOut]

28 People in other cars don't look at you like you're poor.

[Twincam16]

30. If you crash your car you won't crack your skull open on a metal railing.
31. Cars have suspension.
32. When a car goes round a corner it doesn't lurch into another time zone.
33. If you have a car, you can pull. Asking a prospective date where the nearest bus stop to their house is won't get you laid.
34. You can walk faster than a bus FFS!
35. Your car's windows and dashboard don't vibrate like a faulty washing machine when the engine is on.

[Flat in Fifth]

36. (because somebody miscounted you know who you are! )

You don't have to stand for 5 minutes while some uppity driver explains to the woman in front that her 6 month old baby cannot travel free on the 0-18 and over 65 travel free rule because the baby hasn't got any photo id according to the new rules that were not advertised in advance.



>> Edited by Flat in Fifth on Tuesday 18th October 12:24

[BliarOut]

Flat in Fifth said:

30. (because somebody miscounted you know who you are! )

Oi, and I think you'll find yours should have been number 36

That's almost a bus number that is

[Flat in Fifth]

BliarOut said:

Flat in Fifth said: 30. (because somebody miscounted you know who you are! ) Oi, and I think you'll find yours should have been number 36 That's almost a bus number that is

Flat in Fifth said:

36. (because somebody miscounted you know who you are! )

?? I'm confused

[skinnyboy]

37. Travelling 3 miles in your car wont take the 2 hours the bus takes to do it in!

[voyds9]

37. You get the choice of letting the nutter sit next to you.
38. It takes up less room on the drive.

[Nick_F]

39. Your car only produces emmissions when someone needs to use it.