Sex (with clubs)

[UKBob]

Golf. Wow! :swoon/feint: A most excellent game!! Its probably the most fun/addictive sport Ive ever played. Totally precision oriented, plenty of time to think with no pressure (at least none in the driving range :hehe:) and hit ball after ball. I amazed myself when I managed to put half a dozen consecutive balls within 5-10 metres of the flag 150 yards away :cloud9: A [b]massive[/b] improvement on last weeks progress.

[Wildfire]

And then you phone me and say "Man, I haven't done any work." Wait a second, I'm not doing any either!!

[diddyman]

Golf is a game that was invented for old people to play while they wait to die.

[Eric Mc]

Not a Rugby Club then?

[IS200RJR]

yep iv just started with all this golf malarky very sociable game and you can just go up the range and take your frustration out on a few balls however beware if you get too competive the fun is lost and you become more frustrated on the course rather than relax and enjoy the walk.

[kerfuffle]

The best part of the whole game is parking in the captain's space. Good lord, I've never seen so much tweed and indignation. Worth doing every day

And if asked if you're a member, be sure to reply "No, but I'm certainly looking at one"

[Extra 300 Driver]

I started when I was 6yrs old. Played for the RAF and got down to 5. Left it for a couple of years, ok 5, picked up a club and had no idea what I was doing! Total begineer again.

Still its bloody good fun though.

[kerfuffle]

Extra 300 Driver said:

I started when I was 6yrs old. Played for the RAF and got down to 5. Left it for a couple of years, ok 5, picked up a club and had no idea what I was doing! Total begineer again. Still its bloody good fun though.

Similar kinda thing for me - when I've played recently I've really wished I'd told people I had never played before.

[nervous]

anonymous said:

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(i liked it more than rascal)

[Twincam16]

Golf - half-decent game ruined by its bloated sense of pseudo-Masonic exclusivity.

The game itself is all right - played it a few times myself - but the silly rules and nuances revolving around the clubhouse, the chairman, the bar and so on just strike me as the result of a class-inferiority complex - got a need to be a member of a traditional Gentleman's Club but lack the necessary? Join a golf club, it's just as cliquey!

[minimax]

UKBob said:

Golf. Wow! :swoon/feint: A most excellent game!! Its probably the most fun/addictive sport Ive ever played. Totally precision oriented, plenty of time to think with no pressure (at least none in the driving range ) and hit ball after ball. I amazed myself when I managed to put half a dozen consecutive balls within 5-10 metres of the flag 150 yards away A massive improvement on last weeks progress.

trading the cerb for a chim then?

[UKBob]

Wildfire said:

And then you phone me and say "Man, I haven't done any work." Wait a second, I'm not doing any either!!

At least you get paid if you dont do any work

diddyman said:

Golf is a game that was invented for old people to play while they wait to die.

Its never too late to start... although there are exceptions to most rules, Jim

Twincam16 said:

Golf - half-decent game ruined by its bloated sense of pseudo-Masonic exclusivity.

A chap hit his ball sideways yesterday, right into the side of his 'driving range booth' so naturally I yelled fore, grinned at him when he turned around (friendly grin) but he didnt see the funny side of it

[UKBob]

minimax said:

UKBob said: Golf. Wow! :swoon/feint: A most excellent game!! Its probably the most fun/addictive sport Ive ever played. Totally precision oriented, plenty of time to think with no pressure (at least none in the driving range ) and hit ball after ball. I amazed myself when I managed to put half a dozen consecutive balls within 5-10 metres of the flag 150 yards away A massive improvement on last weeks progress. trading the cerb for a chim then?

Id have to sell my business and learn to cut hair first!

Ithinknot

[GregE240]

Twincam16 said:

Golf - half-decent game ruined by its bloated sense of pseudo-Masonic exclusivity. The game itself is all right - played it a few times myself - but the silly rules and nuances revolving around the clubhouse, the chairman, the bar and so on just strike me as the result of a class-inferiority complex - got a need to be a member of a traditional Gentleman's Club but lack the necessary? Join a golf club, it's just as cliquey!

WTFs wrong with cliquey? It keeps the scum out - let them hack up public courses.

Anyway TC - you wouldn't get into my old mans golf club with an attitude like that, young 'un!

They wouldn't let me play there until I was 17...bastards...

[diddyman]

UKBob said:

diddyman said: Golf is a game that was invented for old people to play while they wait to die. Its never too late to start... although there are exceptions to most rules, Jim

Well, you do live in Eastbourne, don't you Grandad?

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt!

[UKBob]

Is the rupert bear trousers brigade nearly extinct?
excluding kinky bedroom role play golf scenarios?

[GasBlaster]

Mmm, tassled loafers and pringle jumpers, yum.

Marbles for old people.

[406]

GasBlaster said:

Tassled loafers and pringle jumpers!

Do you know how hard it is to get Tassle loafers? It toon me 4 years to get a decent pair that were hand made and all leather. Lucky to get a Black pair but I was extra lucky, I managed to get an Oxblood pair also. Class never goes out of fashion

Glad your hitting them there balls Bob

Dave

406

[UKBob]

406 said:

Glad your hitting them there balls Bob Dave 406

And loving it