David Copperfield to make woman pregnant on stage

[grass widow]

David Copperfield to 'magic' girl pregnant

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

Speaking to German magazine Galore, the illusionist rejected the theory that there were only seven different kinds of magic tricks.

He said: "Bull s**t! There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. In my next show I'm going to make a girl pregnant on stage."

He added: "Naturally it will be without sex. Everyone will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."

The magician is currently on tour in Germany with his show, An Intimate Evening of Grand Illusion.

Now where's the fun in that.......and is he going to pay maintenance???

[ZR1cliff]

Rumour has it she's warming up with Uri Geller first for a bit of foreplay.

[timmy30]

Yeah yeah, he's going to that old joke isn't he, the one where you go upto a girl in a club and say

"I bet you 50p I can make your tits wobble without touching them"

then grab them, give them a good wobble and say "fair enough here's your 50p"

Except he's going a bit further and doing the shagging version of the joke.



>> Edited by timmy30 on Thursday 20th October 12:29

[chim_knee]

ZR1cliff said:

Rumour has it she's warming up with Uri Geller first for a bit of foreplay.

But... if Uri bends David's "thingy"... won't he make someone in the audience pregnant?

[Ecks Ridgehead]

ZR1cliff said:

Rumour has it she's warming up with Uri Geller first for a bit of foreplay.

Uri Geller and a woman? I thought he was a bender.

[chim_knee]

Ecks Ridgehead said:

ZR1cliff said: Rumour has it she's warming up with Uri Geller first for a bit of foreplay. Uri Geller and a woman? I thought he was a bender.

Oh very good!

[grass widow]

ZR1cliff said:

Rumour has it she's warming up with Uri Geller first for a bit of foreplay.

[John_S4x4]

ZR1cliff said:

Rumour has it she's warming up with Uri Geller first for a bit of foreplay.

LOL

Perhaps they could end up in the 'spoons' position

[vixpy1]

I can make a women pregnant on stage..











Just need a volenteer

[timmy30]

grass widow said:

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

That's not going to deter the CSA when they come kocking on his door though is it.

[GarrettMacD]

Reminds me of the David Copperfield / Claudia Schiffer shagging joke.

It's probably over at 'Sean Connery' somewhere

[Vitesse39]

vixpy1 said:

I can make a women pregnant on stage.. Just need a volenteer

So you haven't found that assylum seeker yet

[pdV6]

David Copperfield said:

Bull s**t!

Funny that; just what I was thinking.

[kerfuffle]

I suspect he's having an affair with this woman and has got her pregnant and is now creating a masterpiece of denial for his wife.

[r988]

So he has been doing his kegel exercises and practicing his aim, big deal.

[esselte]

grass widow said:

David Copperfield says he plans to impregnate a girl on stage - without even touching her.

Must be a good shot

[celticpilgrim]

Just to make sure, he will ask for a volunteer untouched by the hand (or anything else, for that matter) of a man...

To make a bit things more interesting, he places her in a cage full of man-eating tigers...

'can you confirm to me that you are indeed a virgin, that you've never been f**ked?'

No, replies his willing volunteer, 'I've never been f**ked'

Well, says Copperfield as he locks the cage door and throws away the key...'you're certainly f**cked now!!!'

[kerfuffle]

pdV6 said:

David Copperfield said: Bull s**t! Funny that; just what I was thinking.

Are you trying to plant the seeds of doubt?

[ZR1cliff]

Wonder if that voyeur Blane will be looking on from his cage?,how come these wierdos get all the woman

[kerfuffle]

Look into my eyes, don't look around the eyes, you're under. You may be the world's top model and I may look like a reject from a Spandau Ballet tribute band but you will marry me. 3-2-1-you're back in the room.