What is it with women and...
Discussion
silversun said:
Nothing really, just thought I'd provide yet another thread for people to post their amusing observations on the opposite sex. 
>> Edited by silversun on Friday 21st October 15:34
I see, an opportunity for me to undo all the fine work that I've done over the past few days exposing my new-man-sucker side.
Go on then - it's Friday afternoon and I had enough...
I'm not saying ALL women do this but I've only ever seen women do it.
You're driving along a straight road and you see a car pull up at a junction joing your route a good distance ahead. The driver sits and takes a good long look at you driving up the road towards them, and then, once you have nearly reached them, pulls out in front of you.
The corollary is, that if you get let out of a sideroad into a queue of moving traffic, it is far more often by a man than a woman.
Before the female PHers start to call me names - I'd like to say that neither of these had ever really occured to me until MRS Beard pointed it out. She claims it's because women are always "multitasking" - ie so busy they are thinking about something else.
(Men can't multitask so they just crash if they try it)
Prof Beard
I'm not saying ALL women do this but I've only ever seen women do it.
You're driving along a straight road and you see a car pull up at a junction joing your route a good distance ahead. The driver sits and takes a good long look at you driving up the road towards them, and then, once you have nearly reached them, pulls out in front of you.
The corollary is, that if you get let out of a sideroad into a queue of moving traffic, it is far more often by a man than a woman.
Before the female PHers start to call me names - I'd like to say that neither of these had ever really occured to me until MRS Beard pointed it out. She claims it's because women are always "multitasking" - ie so busy they are thinking about something else.
(Men can't multitask so they just crash if they try it)
Prof Beard
Prof Beard said:
She claims it's because women are always "multitasking" - ie so busy they are thinking about something else.
Oh right
the girl that nearly mounted the curb and run me down the other day was multitasking (she was one the phone, not hands free) I was multitasking, smoking while waiting for the bus
Rob_F said:
(Men can't multitask so they just crash if they try it)
Prof Beard
Absoloute rubbish, most of the time i'm on a long trip i'm driving, on the phone, listening to the radio, drinking coffee AND thinking about sex!
Cheers,
Rob.
Here here
What bloke doesn't read on the bog? If you count breathing, that's at least three things at once Prof Beard said:
Go on then - it's Friday afternoon and I had enough...
I'm not saying ALL women do this but I've only ever seen women do it.
You're driving along a straight road and you see a car pull up at a junction joing your route a good distance ahead. The driver sits and takes a good long look at you driving up the road towards them, and then, once you have nearly reached them, pulls out in front of you.
The corollary is, that if you get let out of a sideroad into a queue of moving traffic, it is far more often by a man than a woman.
Before the female PHers start to call me names - I'd like to say that neither of these had ever really occured to me until MRS Beard pointed it out. She claims it's because women are always "multitasking" - ie so busy they are thinking about something else.
(Men can't multitask so they just crash if they try it)
Prof Beard
Actually doent that prove that this individual cant mulitask if she cant consentrate on driving while thinking/doing something else
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