Things to do on sundays!

[anonymous-user]

A beautiful girl has just texted me asking if I want to do something today.....the only snag is that I can't think of anything to do! Arghhhh! Had a few jars last night and my brain just won't function! Has anyone got any (polite) suggestions?

I'm in Deal in Kent by the way...

Come on people, this is a desperate plea!

[diddyman]

Howletts Zoo? A walk on the beach? A nice country pub lunch and a walk in the woods? A rattling good shag?

[Jonna_Rex]

Movies and a dinner?!

[paolow]

slightly tricky one - i assume shes from deal too so shes not gonna be too wowed by a trip to the seaside. the weathers pretty nice - maybe walk a bit of the north downs way and have a pub lunch at a pub along the way? or there are a shed load of walks along the stour with the same pub stopover and then back to yours/hers for a chill out?

[caduceus]

Karting, pub lunch, walk in the woods and back in the pub again or dinner out. Or dinner in if you can cook.

[love machine]

Go and find a big pile of straw bales (the big round black ones) and root her on them

I achieved an ambition of 12 years yesterday, did a piano recital, went surfing and had a root outside Now I can kill myself I suppose as it's all downhill from there.

[mybrainhurts]

Davros81 said:

A beautiful girl has just texted me asking if I want to do something today.....

She's a bloke....

Run away, run away........

[simpo two]

Send her here. I was going out for a photographic expedition with another PHer but she sounds prettier

[cotty]

I dont know if there is a rink near you but ever been ice skating, and a bite to eat after

[vixpy1]

Suggest a nice slow walk in the country..



and then roger her senseless against a tree..

[silversun]

vixpy1 said:

Suggest a nice slow walk in the country.. and then roger her senseless against a tree..

[anonymous-user]

I almost thought I was going to get a whole load of sensible replies.

Thanks for the ideas guys.....at least I can suggest something now!

I'll get her drunk before I ask to roger her over a hay bale though!

[vixpy1]

Davros81 said:

I'll get her drunk before I ask to roger her over a hay bale though!

Good approach..

and it was a tree, not a haybale

[silversun]

Davros81 said:

I almost thought I was going to get a whole load of sensible replies. Thanks for the ideas guys.....at least I can suggest something now! I'll get her drunk before I ask to roger her over a hay bale though!

Sorry. :redface: How far are you from Leeds Castle? Went there one Sunday and then for food and beer afterwards and it was great.

[kippax]

Go for a drive all the way to the lovely Cheshire countryside, drop her off at my house in Warrington from where you can go to the biggest speedkarting track in Europe while I roger her senseless then you can come & pick her up afterwards.
There you go everyones happy!

Howard.

[mybrainhurts]

kippax said:

Go for a drive all the way to the lovely Cheshire countryside, drop her off at my house in Warrington from where you can go to the biggest speedkarting track in Europe while I roger her senseless then you can come & pick her up afterwards. There you go everyones happy! Howard.

Except vixpy1, who's reserved a tree down Surrey way.....

[D_Mike]

play ultimate frisbee.

go to a museum?

[mybrainhurts]

Worry sheep.....

[cotty]

kippax said:

Warrington from where you can go to the biggest speedkarting track in Europe

Got any more details, or web link

Cheers

[love machine]

Right, go down to the local "Spar" shop and buy yourself 4 litres of love each (that cheap cider), go out in the sticks and drink it in your car, get absolutely riotously pissed and go "Cow Tipping", afterwards you will be so shitfaced you won't mind sleeping in the car. You can drive home in the morning in complete silence as you mentally recite the bit where you decared your undying love for her and asked her to marry you

>> Edited by love machine on Sunday 23 October 11:57