Birch the lot of 'em......Great Britain 2005....
Birch the lot of 'em......Great Britain 2005....
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Wacky Racer

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41,363 posts

277 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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Picture the scene.........

Town centre "Burger King" in Bury, Lancashire 6pm on Friday night.....

There was I, munching away on a "Whopper", on the ground floor, nobody else in the place except an elderly couple sitting in the corner and three staff, (Young girls about seventeen years old)

Then, through the front door come about 15 baseball cap(of course) wearing scrotes, (Girls and boys, mixed black and white, age ranges I would say eight to fifteen year old).....

They all proceed to march upstairs (despite a large sign on the steps saying "Section closed", strange thought I, why are they going up there???

Then, they proceeded to have a full scale football match ffs!, using the walls as goalposts, chairs were flying everywhere....

Eventually, the manageress went upstairs and threw them out, they slowly trudged down the steps muttering expletives, before filing out, except one black lad about 15 years old who casually jammed his foot in the front door, lit up a cigarette and said "Make me"......

Eventually, after a stand off between the three young staff, (who by this time had called the )
and himself he got bored and wandered off into the adjacent bus station, not before aiming a kick at a massive plate glass window which fortunately did not break...

Before leaving, I nipped upstairs to find about 45 chairs strewn all over the floor......


You had to be there to believe it........



>> Edited by Wacky Racer on Sunday 30th October 08:39

scared but happy

24,147 posts

259 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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And of course fk all was done.

lazyitus

19,931 posts

296 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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What was the final score?

Wacky Racer

Original Poster:

41,363 posts

277 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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lazyitus said:
What was the final score?


55 chairs left upright, 45 tipped over......





lord summerisle

8,174 posts

255 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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Bury seems to be over run with teh litle buggers...

Tescos on Peel Way is always packed full of them...

strange really

bmgm3

10,480 posts

273 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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Well, look on the positive side. At least the young'uns were playing some sport and not sitting on their arse watching the Simpsons.

Did you not help out in kicking out the kids ?

Wacky Racer

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41,363 posts

277 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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bmgm3 said:
Well, look on the positive side. At least the young'uns were playing some sport and not sitting on their arse watching the Simpsons.

Did you not help out in kicking out the kids ?



Call me old fashioned but that's what parks are supposed to be for, not town centre eateries....

And yes, I did remonstrate with them and what did I get for my trouble, a load of abuse......

Who would want to be a these days???

nonegreen

7,803 posts

300 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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Wacky Racer said:

bmgm3 said:
Well, look on the positive side. At least the young'uns were playing some sport and not sitting on their arse watching the Simpsons.

Did you not help out in kicking out the kids ?




Call me old fashioned but that's what parks are supposed to be for, not town centre eateries....

And yes, I did remonstrate with them and what did I get for my trouble, a load of abuse......

Who would want to be a these days???



I can't believe you took abuse from young kids with all that practice you have had telling Pwig off

Wacky Racer

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41,363 posts

277 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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nonegreen said:

I can't believe you took abuse from young kids with all that practice you have had telling Pwig off



Yeah, but there's only one of pwig.....Thank god...

rich 36

13,739 posts

296 months

Sunday 30th October 2005
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Shows remarkable teen spirit see.
all they need is a youth club with ping pong tables,
and a dealer,

THE KIDS ARE ALLRIGHT

OI get off my car y' little bastad i'll break y' legs